View Full Version : Fake Pussy & Ass

01-03-2011, 08:04 PM
Hi guy's, i thought i had to write something to give a little info on my experience with these. (And Warnings)

My first one was a Cassidy pussy and ass which i placed into My Vinyl Tammy Doll and feels great nice looking and tight. (Thumbs up) (Happy purchase)

The next one was a Doc Johnson Briana Banks Vibrating UR3 Pussy & Ass this one just did not have the right feel to it and did not look to great either and her insertion hole is massive i don't care how big you are i swear if you shout something up her you will get an echo so i give this one a (Thumbs Down) and a waste of money.

Next is Penthouse CyberSkin Aimee Sweet Vibrating Pussy looks good and feels good to inserted into a cheap vinyl doll so gets the thumbs up also.

So brings me up to date, now as some off you may know i recently purchased a Selene doll, Although i thing she is great my only downside at the moment is i am not keen on the look of the insert that came with her, so i had a look around for possiable inserts, the inserts i look for are one's that look as realistic as possiable.

These can be a bit expencive here in the UK so i usualy search outside the Uk

All 3 above where purchased from America (Takes a while to arrive but a lot cheaper)

I purchased my Tammy doll from the chinese website dhgate so this is where my search for a new insert for selene begain.

I purchased 3 and all arived today.Well i purchased 2 for selene and one for me. Ill explain.

I have attached 3 pics, the first 2 where the inserts (or so i thought) lol

As you will see they look like "Possiable Inserts" from the pics but ofcourse once they arrived it a whole different story. Pic's in "selene doll album"

The third one, well i seen a post on TDF about "Fuck Me Silly Pussy and Ass" and thought " I want one" however again very expencive so DHgate provided me with an alternitive Thinking it was a full size replica
(or so i thought) :rolleyes:

Anyway Fail Fail Fail !!! in all the above, but at least the 3rd one will make a good Book End

1st Will never make an insert
2nd Way to big
3rd (not an isert but) way to small.

Now this one i have high hopes for....... http://www.kanojotoys.com/evolution-dutch-hyper-onahole-p-330.html?currency=GBP :D


01-03-2011, 10:40 PM
Yeah i think that would be good to get peoples opinions and compare, the best i have found was the Cassidy but that said i have never been able to "complete" the job ;) with any. You see i have been with my wife for 26 years and she knows just when to "tighten" at the right moment :D You don't get that with these. :p Still some are nice to look at.

I have to make a short vid of the pussy n ass that i just recieved as its rather amusing, It vibrates squirms and even lights up :eek: and you get a set of earphones for the female extacy sound (she actualy talkes) (Oh yeah baby thats it oh oh yes) and stuff like that. Like i said quite amusing. lol


02-03-2011, 09:00 PM
A short vid of this one in action :p



06-03-2011, 07:38 PM
Utensil Race Upwards Japanese Realistic Sleeve

Lovehoney uk £64.99

Lovehoney China £21.00

Apparently it has great reviews, supposedly better than fleshlite.

Mine is in the post :D (from china)

Ill let you know how it is. ;)

07-03-2011, 02:01 AM
A short vid of this one in action :p


Wow. That's kind of trippy, dude! :eek: :D

16-07-2011, 05:10 PM
I have purchased the The Evolution Dutch Hyper Onahole from http://www.kanojotoys.com


Vid @ http://www.kiyosan.co.jp/goods4/k-m485-d250.html

It was a bit expencive but i have been looking at it for a while now as a possiable insert for Olivia candy8teen body5. It looks like it will fit ok and is recomended for a few dolls on the kanojo website.

Anyway i ordered it on Wednesday and it arrived in UK customs this morning, so very quick to dispach and arrive in the UK (STILL WAITING CUSTOMS CLEARING) :mad:

It may also fit the French Poupťe which i have on order from Haremlover, but i doubt it as it looks a little thick. (Oh i was missing the one's i had so had to buy another) :o

So i let you know how i get on when it arrives. :)

21-07-2011, 06:19 PM
Ok i recived the Evolution Dutch Hyper Onahole at great cost !

It took 24hrs from leaving Tokyo to arrive in the Uk, 4 days in customs, and a futher £26 in charges I'm frigging furiouse. :mad:

£48 for "toy"
£12 for postage
£12.46 VAT (Customs)
£13.50 Parcelforce handling fee (What !)
Total £85.96 :eek:

Ill try fixing to Olivia later and hopfull give a little review.

Note : Anyone buying from outside the EU expect to pay custom charges and handling fee's.

This actually puts me off buying a highend doll.I don't mind paying the price for one, but to give the uk goverment Hundreds off £££££ just to bring her in to the counrty is nothing short of legalised robbery. Rip off Britain srikes again. If i win the lotto im emigrating. :rolleyes:

23-07-2011, 02:30 PM
When will i ever learn. http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-angry032.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)

At first glance it reminded me of a line from the film Predator "Oh my what a big pussy you have" http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-shocked003.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)

It fits inside Olivia But it's to big on the outside :mad:

Oh i give up. :o

23-07-2011, 02:30 PM


23-07-2011, 05:54 PM
People will probably think i'm telling pork pie's but i don't have nookie with my doll/s though i do realy need them to look and feel(touch with fingers) as real as they posabily can (within my budget), you see its a visual thing with me ( no i don't sit in the corner looking at naked dolls pulling my plonker) but i do like to "Fondle" them, i'm a pervert i like to look up their skirts (it great when they forget their underwere. :o.

I have tried in the past to have nookie with them, but it is to awkward and unrealistic. For me to have anything near good sex with a doll she would have to look and be able to do this.


Then maybe just maybe............................:rolleyes:

But thanks for the offer. :)

24-07-2011, 05:35 PM
That's why i have been working on the pussy saddle for sex with dolls.

Sound's like fun :D

i think i am close to showing something that will give just that.

You talk about look and feel with a doll, well the pussy saddle can give that too :).

Can't wait for this. ;)

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