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cosycottage
13-10-2011, 05:56 PM
An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walked into a bar......


The Welshman wasn't there, he was still at the Rugby World Cup :D

Samurai
14-10-2011, 04:58 PM
:rolleyes:

Iloveredheads
14-10-2011, 06:13 PM
Oooooooooh now thats just nasty LoL

cosycottage
15-10-2011, 11:20 AM
An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman are in in a bar......

About twenty minutes later, a Welshman walks in, and says "Don't ask."

:mad:

mission
15-10-2011, 03:12 PM
Ha Ha. I've just seen the news. :(

Iloveredheads
15-10-2011, 04:30 PM
Oooh dear! and i havent seen the news yet but a bet a can guess:confused:

laradoll
10-11-2011, 07:48 PM
An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walked into a bar......

Barman says to them.....

"Is this some kind of joke?"

berg30uk
13-11-2011, 06:40 PM
love it :D

Wulfie
13-11-2011, 08:22 PM
An Englishman, an Irishman & a Scotsman walkninto a bar. They all suffer from a severe stutter. "What's it to be?" asks the stunningly beautiful landlady. "Th th th th th th three pi pi pi pi pi.................." says the Englishman. Up steps the Irishman. "Threeee p pints of of of of gui gui gui gui................." Then the Scotsman tries."Th th th thth th th th th th th th th.................." "Oh bugger this!" says the beautiful landlady & walks away to serve someone else. She returns ten minutes later & asks if they are ready to order yet. "Th th th th th th three pi pi pi pi pi", stutters the Englishman. "Three pints of gui gui gui gui........." tries Paddy. & then Scotty starts "Th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th...........". "Look" says the beautiful landlady, who loves a bet, "If any one of you can answer a question without stuttering I'll let you shag me!" Quite confident that no one will win, she turns to the Englishman. "Where do you live?" "M M M M M M M Man Man Man Man Manch Manch Manch." "No. You lose." says the beautiful landlady. Turning to the Scotsman, she asks, "Where do you live Scotty?", trying not to laugh. E E E E E EEd Ed Ed Edin Edin Edin Edin Edin Edin Edinb." "Sorry, you lose." says the gorgeous woman. "And Paddy, where do you live?" she purrs at the Irishman. "London" blurts out the Irishman. "Oh. Bugger!" says the landlady. A great cheer goes up in the pub & the landlady reluctantly takes him by the hand & leads him upstairs. Once in the bedroom she strips to her underwear, next she takes off her bra exposing a voluptuous bosom. Finally she slides off her panties then climbs into bed. Paddy with concentration climbs aboard & goes for glory, & then, right at the climaxing stroke, he suddenly screams out ........(Wait for it, wait for it)"...............- D D D D D Derry!!!" :p

jayjay
13-11-2011, 11:44 PM
:D:D That's a cracker Wulfie!:D:D