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Wulfie
22-06-2012, 06:34 PM
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The trip to Paris had been successful, an easy drive down, delivered the goods and now for home but the return journey was going to be entertaining.
The Jaguar purred along, her heart of over 50yrs not missing a beat but like me she was in need of a little tlc. The rain hammered on the windshield as I passed through Arras. It was early evening, I was tired and I was hungry. In the verge there was a sign ‘for’ Grenay and somewhere in the old memory banks stirred the picture of a quaint little village, it’s thriving cafe and a fleapit of the adjoining hotel.............. time for a detour methinks.
As I entered the village it was starting to get dark and I saw that the recession like elsewhere had not been kind. In the glow of the one working streetlight in the square I saw that the houses looked shabby, paint peeling from their once loved and cosseted walls. The place looked deserted apart from the dim glow of a light in the cafe window. It was still here after all this time but like the village had changed for the worse. One possible blessing was that the hotel was boarded up, at least I’d have the incentive to seek a better roof for the night elsewhere.
I parked up and entered the cafe, the not too unpleasant smell of Gauloises hitting my nostrils. In the dim light I could make out the forms of two elderly men playing cards in the corner. A short look in my direction and the interest went back to their game. The old woman behind the counter was more than happy for my custom and conversed in quite good English when she realised where I was from and not once whilst speaking did she take the cigarette from her mouth. She poured me a glass of wine, half of the ash from her fag dropping into the glass as she did. Little persuasion was needed to get her to make some crepe and as she slipped through the door to the kitchen, thoughts of that fag in her mouth whilst cooking darkened my mood.
I knew I’d had worse so with resignation I picked up the bottle and my glass of surprisingly good red wine and settled myself into an old well worn settee to await my ash flecked food.
As I started my second glass a soft warm hand touched me on the shoulder making me jump. I hadn’t heard her approach but on looking up I saw it’s owner leaning over me and I was less than happy for this sudden intrusion.
http://www.uklovedollforums.co.uk/forum/picture.php?albumid=517&pictureid=7970

She had the face of many a woman I’d seen in many a bar. Tired looking, deep dark soul-less eyes and a predatory manner or was I wrong on the latter.

http://www.uklovedollforums.co.uk/forum/picture.php?albumid=517&pictureid=7967

" Bonjour monsieur, I could not help but over-hear you talking to mother, you are alone, oui. "
« Errrr yes, oui »
"My name is Michelle, I sing here, do you want to hear me sing, oui?"
“Errr No thanks, it’s alright” I felt guilty saying that and I realised that I was more tired than I first thought. Still I’d said it now.
I then looked past her to notice the old men had stopped their card game and were staring across with their ancient beady eyes. Both were grinning inanely through toothless lips and it made me wonder, which one played the banjo..........

I felt that I was being set up for something, was Michelle a working girl? She was dressed in a $1000 dollar dress that would have graced the figure of any actress, she looked dirty but clean at the same time and she smelt of a mixture of sweet sweat and Gaultier, a heady musky smell, almost erotic.........


Her right arm outstretched and I thought ‘here we go’, ‘Hi Wulfie, me love you long time’, geeeeesh, I pulled 20Euros from my shirt pocket and placed it into her hand.
“Look, I’m tired, I’m hungry and I don’t want any, please just go away”.
http://www.uklovedollforums.co.uk/forum/picture.php?albumid=517&pictureid=7968


http://www.uklovedollforums.co.uk/forum/picture.php?albumid=517&pictureid=7971

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Wulfie
22-06-2012, 06:35 PM
http://www.uklovedollforums.co.uk/forum/picture.php?albumid=517&pictureid=7969

It was like I’d slapped her, she looked stunned.........

“But I was only going to fetch you a clean glass.....................”


Oh crap, now Wulfie get out of this one if you can.......................



Her attitude suddenly changed and anger now burned in her eyes

http://www.uklovedollforums.co.uk/forum/picture.php?albumid=517&pictureid=7966

“You think me cheap, you dare to think that of me, you dare.........................”








































http://www.uklovedollforums.co.uk/forum/picture.php?albumid=517&pictureid=7965





“100 Euro.............................................. ..... and that includes breakfast”

Suddenly I was wishing breakfast was a long long time away..................................






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philinotstine
22-06-2012, 10:22 PM
Awesome story, Wulfie n Michelle looks so sultry n de- lish!

Kats012
22-06-2012, 10:31 PM
Sounds like a bargain too good to miss. I think she looks lovely in that wig and dress. I see a man with hat and beard...........a kindred spirit...should be the National dress code! I salute you Wulfie!

philinotstine
22-06-2012, 10:47 PM
lets hope it doesnt end like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=s48wDOalMLw :D

philinotstine
22-06-2012, 10:56 PM
...or even worse like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHLapgBygeg&feature=player_detailpage sorry.

KingTut
23-06-2012, 12:21 AM
Very nicely done Wulfie! Bravo!

Ursa_Major
23-06-2012, 04:04 PM
Great story Wulfie. I hope Michelle's singing was better than this. :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23AWcmIJkfQ

Wulfie
23-06-2012, 05:01 PM
Some Guys have all the luck, a great little story :).

Thanks Bob, Michelle still kept the money, typical woman :mad:

Wulfie
23-06-2012, 05:02 PM
Awesome story, Wulfie n Michelle looks so sultry n de- lish!

It's a French thing ;)

Wulfie
23-06-2012, 05:03 PM
Sounds like a bargain too good to miss. I think she looks lovely in that wig and dress. I see a man with hat and beard...........a kindred spirit...should be the National dress code! I salute you Wulfie!

Thanks Kats, and that was after 3" trimmed off :D

Wulfie
23-06-2012, 05:05 PM
Very nicely done Wulfie! Bravo!

Thanks KingTut, one of many I inflict on the membership.:cool:

Wulfie
23-06-2012, 05:08 PM
Great story Wulfie. I hope Michelle's singing was better than this. :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23AWcmIJkfQ

Oh yessssssssss but not quite as good as the great Edith
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3Kvu6Kgp88 :o

Dongo
23-06-2012, 05:12 PM
Fantastic story and the photographs to prove it! As they used to say in the theatrical profession "LDO". Landladys daughter obliges! :D

Wulfie
23-06-2012, 05:20 PM
Fantastic story and the photographs to prove it! As they used to say in the theatrical profession "LDO". Landladys daughter obliges! :D

She most certainly does, Cheers Dongo :D

philinotstine
23-06-2012, 05:23 PM
did she sound like this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=UfCnLTsGgcQ

philinotstine
23-06-2012, 05:35 PM
Wouldnt it be great to see our 2 maddamoiselles togethert? Ooooh, if only.... http://www.uklovedollforums.co.uk/forum/picture.php?albumid=518&pictureid=8037:D

Wulfie
23-06-2012, 05:39 PM
did she sound like this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=UfCnLTsGgcQ

I was wondering what low baller was heading my way:( but noooo, brilliant, :) trouble is I'm going to be listening to more of this instead of sorting my kit out for the off tomorrow :mad:

philinotstine
23-06-2012, 05:49 PM
what like this ou mean? sorry.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9Zw4LeSt2w&feature=player_detailpage

Wulfie
23-06-2012, 07:18 PM
Just bought the first one :mad: Bardot mmmmm yes but this version

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31bhzxhu44Q&feature=related

philinotstine
23-06-2012, 08:10 PM
Then theres always Vanessa.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=Zi21dcDQiSQ:D

Wulfie
23-06-2012, 08:21 PM
Going completely sideways and offtopic
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjKXYsSLDbM
very underated but set in France :D

philinotstine
23-06-2012, 08:30 PM
:eek: Based on a french novel french actor yeah it fits but who cares when you got a naked Marrianne Faithful ?

cosycottage
23-06-2012, 10:36 PM
Oi! :mad:

I won't have a bad word said about Alain Delon!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYS725mVnNo

The guy's right heel print in the mud was cooler than an entire warehouse party full of hipsters and ice sculptures.

:cool:

laf_ange
25-06-2012, 08:37 AM
... 2 maddamoiselles

Mademoiselle not Maddamoiselles.

LAF ! ! ... !

philinotstine
25-06-2012, 05:08 PM
ooh,get you! christ, if we were to point out peoples typos on here all the time thered be no time to do anything else!

KingTut
25-06-2012, 05:41 PM
Don't go too hard on LAF. I believe that was an educational correction as opposed to a typographical one. :D

philinotstine
25-06-2012, 06:32 PM
Don't go too hard on LAF. I believe that was an educational correction as opposed to a typographical one. :D

i was only having a laugh. mind you i thought this forum was for fun and not nescesarilly a place for correction. educational or otherwise. i enjoy seeing the dollies, reading stories and comments and sharing mine- dont we all? dont mean to come over all serious bad day. sorry.

laf_ange
27-06-2012, 07:31 AM
Translated by Google:
LOL
Sorry but I am French, I was popped eyes.
This was not the aim of tapping philinotstine, but more to help him have a good vocabulary.
In addition to communicating with you I must go through the Google translator, so when you write with spelling mistakes and / or shortens the translator does nothing for me not facilitate understanding (hence my lack of participation on the forum).

original mesage :
LOL
Désolé mais comme je suis Français, cela m'a sauté au yeux.
Ce n'étais pas dans le but de taper sur philinotstine, mais plus pour l'aider a avoir le bon vocabulaire.
En plus pour communiquer avec vous je doit passer par le traducteur de Google, donc quand vous écrivez avec des fautes d'ortographe et/ou des raccourcit le traducteur ne comprend plus rien ce qui me facilite pas la compréhension (d'où ma faible participation sur le forum).

LAF ! ! ... !

cosycottage
27-06-2012, 12:06 PM
i was only having a laugh. mind you i thought this forum was for fun and not nescesarilly a place for correction. educational or otherwise. i enjoy seeing the dollies, reading stories and comments and sharing mine- dont we all? dont mean to come over all serious bad day. sorry.

Ah, the dangers of communicating via email/internet rears its ugly head! :confused:

Remember, laf is dealing with the language barrier too. Just as if I typed something in French, it may well come across wrong - or be misconstrued.

Remember kids, it's fun to learn! :)

Oh, and always use a lot of smileys. ;)

Peace.

KingTut
27-06-2012, 06:06 PM
"Those French have a different word for everything!

Apologies to Steve Martin.

philinotstine
27-06-2012, 06:18 PM
mais non, apologies to Laf angel didnt realise you were French, mon ami. Doh! I feel like a right idiot, now. Oh, ho-hum...:) ps cheers, Cosy.

laf_ange
28-06-2012, 08:07 AM
"Those French have a different word for everything!

Apologies to Steve Martin.

LOL !!!

mais non, apologies to Laf angel didnt realise you were French, mon ami. Doh! I feel like a right idiot, now. Oh, ho-hum...:) ps cheers, Cosy.
There is no harm. I might be the point of the message.

Message original :
Il y a pas de mal. J'aurais peut-être du le signaler dans le message.


LAF ! ! French User !

Zang
02-11-2012, 01:36 AM
Ahhhhhhh... so good to find and enjoy this gem of a photo-story once again. Really nice photography that hits the spot of creating a mood of a dim but warm little place... not to mention the imagery of a thoroughly sultry French jeune fille.


Perhaps it should be relocated to the Old Kemble section of stories? :tu

Wulfie
02-11-2012, 07:06 AM
Thanks for your kind words Zang, I was going to move it across but thought it a bit too old to ressurect into the theatre, although I do re-visit it once in a while.

Cyber Ted
02-11-2012, 01:08 PM
Missed this first time around. Thanks for bringing it back Zang.

Very nicely done. :b

I recognise that hat. :)

CT

Wulfie
02-11-2012, 04:46 PM
Thanks CT, I'll move it to the Old Kemble Theatre.

dollman2
02-11-2012, 05:12 PM
you weren't offered the flying helmet and wet celery?:D
or the cuckoo clock:slaphead