A doctor calls

[philinotstine]

All new comedy capers at the Kemble, screening now, A doctor calls,http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sbgtrOGaH0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sbgtrOGaH0)

Ive been feeling a bit rough lately, pressures of work, bad diet, old age creeping up etc. I dont normally bother with doctors but i had such a bad stomach cramp the other day i just had to call the doctor. The receptionist on the phone said would i mind seeing the new dr. in thee practice and i replied not at all...


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[philinotstine]

Hello Mr. Notstine . Im dr. Abiss, What apears to be the problem?

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[philinotstine]

Oh hello doctor. Well ,erm Ive ben having these bad stomach aches.....etc, blahhh.....

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[philinotstine]

Ok well lets have a little look at you. Can you take of your shirt, please?

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[philinotstine]

Right, fine im jut going to listen to your chest...


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[philinotstine]

My, its very warm in here. Ok, just lay back...

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[philinotstine]

...Well your chest seems fine .... Oh, your heart is beating rather fast, though...


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[philinotstine]

Ok, Phew! its roasting in here. I,ll just undo my labcoat....http://www.uklovedollforums.co.uk/forum/picture.php?albumid=703&pictureid=11785

[Wulfie]

:b:b:b:b:tu

[philinotstine]

Thats a little better...

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[philinotstine]

...excuse me a minute...

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[philinotstine]

...Sorry. Blooming things always getting tangled ...

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[philinotstine]

Ah yes, your tummy feels a little distended. Could you slip down your pants and lie on your tummy, please? Thats it. Just a minute while i get something from my bag.... There...http://www.uklovedollforums.co.uk/forum/picture.php?albumid=703&pictureid=11816

[philinotstine]

Rightnow this may feel a little uncomfortoble and quite cold...

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[philinotstine]

Just try to relax....

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[philinotstine]

...Im just going to pop this into your anus...

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[philinotstine]

Huuuu??? :eek: :wtf

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[Karrot]

:eek: i see the resemblance !


Karrot

[Joe Bin]

Docter Abiss, I would like to make an appointment for a prostate egsam.:D
I haven't had one since 1983 when I thought the Doctor was making a pass at me. He was an older male docter and I said::wtf and never went back to the docter again. I am sure that if it were a female docter that looked like you, I would have been back for weekly exsams.:D:whistle:

[Ursa_Major]

There I was, thinking oh yes, very nice and then I came to....

...Im just going to pop this into your anus...

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and oh yes quickly changed to NOOOOOO!!!!!!! :eek:

[philinotstine]

Pris likes to keep you guys on your toes. And, for the record, thats her hygene douche from realdoll and not some kinky contraption of mine. Could this be considered as a comedy- short for the theatre, Bob?

[Wulfie]

Nought like a proctologist to keep you on your toes :b:tu Phil my friend, you are now a thespian at the Kemble :D

[Kate Kane]

Is that the sort of humour known as innuendo?

[Cyber Ted]

Is that the sort of humour known as innuendo?

:slaphead:slaphead:slaphead Oh dearie, dearie me. :rolleyes:

CT

[Cyber Ted]

There I was, thinking oh yes, very nice and then I came to....
........

I read this wrong first time, I thought you said "came too" :eek: :D

CT

[Ursa_Major]

I read this wrong first time, I thought you said "came too" :eek: :D

It wasn't quite that exciting. :D

[Kats012]

And there was me thinking that WAS some kinky contraption of yours Phil!!!
Just wait till she reaches for the long male catheter!!!
And then there's the camera that's the size of a small cigar!!!
Rubber glove aint nothing compared to them!!!

[Cyber Ted]

Nought like a proctologist to keep you on your toes :b:tu Phil my friend, you are now a thespian at the Kemble :D

Thespian Phil goes from Artist to Artiste. :D. Great set Phil, Dr Abiss looks brill and your final expression was hilarious. :D

:b

CT

[philinotstine]

Thank you Gibbmodoll and Wulfie for putting our little skit on at the Kemble. Thanks also guys for all your comments. Cyber Ted, cheers for the comment about my expression isay if you have to put your ugly mug in a pic, try put it to good use.
Pris is delighted to see us on the stage again and shows her apreciation in her own inimitable way...
Ooh, Dr. Abiss!


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[philinotstine]

Like Phil said, Thanks guys, you know what an exhibitionist i am. MMMWWuuuuAAAAHHHHH! xxx


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[Samurai]

Oh i'v just made a mess all over my tummy :o Think i need a bed bath Dr Abiss . :whistle:

She sure gets my heart racing every timer i see her out of clothes and doesnt look to bad in them either :D

If i ever visit Jersey i know which Doc im regestering with. ;)

Excelent work Phil :tu:b:tu

[philinotstine]

Thank you, Samura,Come on over whenever you like. Mind you for a gp new to the pactice, Dr. Abiss hs already got a Llllo o on n g g waiting list.

[Wulfie]

Like Phil said, Thanks guys, you know what an exhibitionist i am. MMMWWuuuuAAAAHHHHH! xxx


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By eck, sumware to ang me cap an scarf :D

[Cyber Ted]

Thank you, Samura,Come on over whenever you like. Mind you for a gp new to the pactice, Dr. Abiss hs already got a Llllo o on n g g waiting list.

And getting longer by the minute. :drool ;) :D

CT

[Kate Kane]

[QUOTE=philinotstine;29183]Like Phil said, Thanks guys, you know what an exhibitionist i am. MMMWWuuuuAAAAHHHHH! xxx

Oh we do, and don't you dare ever change you gorgeous sexy thing Pris.

[philinotstine]

Thank you very much, Timbo.