Honey I'm home!
I walk in on Desiree and find her literally messing up the bed:
Me: "What the fuck is going on!" I ask shockingly. Desiree: What?, Wait, you said you weren't coming over tonight." https://images-wixmp-ed30a86b8c4ca88...Fs63FoAVvz1adM Me: "And look at you, you're filthy! And what's that smell?" I was really upset my day had not gone well. Desiree: "Yeah, well I was working cleaning up and even did some gardening. I was going to take a shower but..." She smirked at me. https://images-wixmp-ed30a86b8c4ca88...mWeycxs9WJjyyc Desiree: "Wait, is that a bulge in your pants?" She asks jokingly. Me: "I'm not in the mood right now." I sighed. Desiree: "Bullshit that is a full-fledged boner!" She laughed. https://images-wixmp-ed30a86b8c4ca88..._Ws0NSakCpJsvw I just couldn't believe that she thinks I'm some kind of sex machine or something, so I just walked out. Desiree: "Wait, don't leave, come on, it'll only take me a few minutes to shower!" https://images-wixmp-ed30a86b8c4ca88...XWnBxQhzU836fM |
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