Trouble at the Meet.
 

The label on him read ‘Hand wash only (not his tadger as problems may occur effecting any guarantee), avoid bright and flashing lights, avoid alcohol, avoid food colouring and loud music.
So why the hell did Juliet pack him in her bag and smuggle him into the Meet..............................:confused:

Fortunately staff at the Hotel kindly supplied a large mug of Horlicks and half a dozen digestives as well as an iron mask. Thus, having been fed and rocked to sleep, the Capt. was secured in his mask and cuddled by Juliet, who being a kind-hearted babe had adopted him without question.

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Juliet and the girls enjoyed the opening speech from Midiman and before long the band struck up and disco lights danced across the room like a million fireflies.

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All was well until Samurai started handing out free drinks and Cosy doing the rounds with his camera.............. came across Juliet’s little friend. Instead of just passing by, Cosy prised open the visor.

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The Capt. failed to stir.......... so Cosy being Cosy he wafted a glass of Gwatkins cider under the little fellows nose.


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Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yawnnnnnnnnnn.............

The Capt. stirred and as he yawned again Cosy tipped a little of the sparkling amber nectar into the tiny mouth.

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Drink, Drink, Drink, Feck, Arse, Feck........................
With the Horlicks effect totally flushed from his system the Capt. suddenly realised who was around him..................
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Having lit the touchpaper, Cosy beat a hasty retreat to the ‘Ladies’ toilet from where he could watch the fun.

Ohhhhh dear, like in that famous scene from Alien, the Capt. burst out of poor Juliet’s arms and flew across the room making a very soft touchdown on the more than ample bosom of Jenny.

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Jenny “Down boy, down”

I like working from the top toots, patience heheheh..........

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Several dolls later, the Hotel Management decided they had had enough, maybe it was the Capt. relieving himself into the bowl of fruit punch or it could have been him humping the waitresses leg but they called the police.

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WPC Justine was deployed and threatened to close down the disco but

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The Capt. was firing on all cylinders and his little smooth tongue soon sweet-talked Justine into believing that he’d behave.........

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Wayyyyyhayyyyyyyyy, split crotch panties..............







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After Justine, the Capt. turned his attention to sleeping Sabrina.

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Sadly, like everybody else at the party he didn’t know exactly what the grand old lady’s lager bottle contained, not lager but 80% Polish Spirit. Having downed the contents in one he had an immediate yearning for sushi but there was none to be had sooooooooo the next best thing, Akiko..............

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As the alcohol started to kick in all the dollies averted their eyes and pretended not to notice, well not all............

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Yum yum yum yum.............


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Ooooooooo I don’t feel so good, I think it’s something I’ve eaten.........

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Kind Juliet took pity on the poor little chap despite angry stares from the hotel staff and the final straw was
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That was it.....................security was called and one Capt. was ejected.....

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Now Feck off and don't come back.............Yer barred.....

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With a heavy heart the little soul trudged away across the carpark.............but with his head full of happy memories from that great party.




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I’ll be back, The 2013 UK Love Doll Meet will be the biggest and the best.........................be there, heheh I will








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Ah Wulfie, that one had me laughing right the way through. Awesome. Perhaps for the 2013 meet i'll bring Earl along and we can let the 2 rogues loose together :D

this had me rolling on the floor
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Karrot

Just love the Captain
 

Far from being traumatised by the Captain's behaviour, Jenny said she thought "the little furry fella with the saucy smile" was a "right charmer, a sort of hairy Leslie Phillips". It takes all sorts - Ding Dong.

I reckon there'll need to be stricter security still next year if we allow the Captain and Earl in together.

I like the way I get the blame! :rolleyes:

It's not like any of _my_ girls were getting their baps out at important historical and archeological sites! :whistle:

Maybe next time you should keep the little bastid on a leash and tether him to Pagan Moon, instead of letting some poor innocent teddy babe hold him on his lap - with just a mug of double-strength horlicks between us and disaster!

.....rr else I'll bring Bonesy next time and then we'll really see some chaos ensue :D

I knew there was going to be trouble as soon as I saw the Captain was at the Meet and it seems I was right. At least he was eventually sent packing with his tail between his legs, the furry rogue. :D

The Captain, Earl and Bonesy at the next Meet. Noooooooo!!!!!!:eek:

He's a cute little bugger, reminds me of me when i was his age :D Audrey told me the he tickled her fancy at one point, at least he got further than i ever have :evil:

Captain, Earl and Bonesy at the next Meet. Yesssssssssssss!!!!!!

Pure anarchy, I love it :happy

Such a Parcel of Rogues (with apologies to Robert Burns)

The Captain
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Earl
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Bonesy
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And not forgetting the one most likely to kick off with the girls.


















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Hehe. :D

CT