The pain again........
 

:wtf:confused:

Well after last time I thought you'd have learned to wash the Ralgex off your hands first. :rolleyes:

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CT

No, don't tell us - let's see if anyone can guess...

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It's not a pair of Batman underpants is it?

Once Upon a time there was a quiet little wulf den tucked away in the picturesque countryside of upper lower middle England. In the den there lived Wulfie, who looked big and bad, but was a soppy puppy if you got to know him.

One morning Wulfie awoke to find her was being watched. Agnetha and Juliet were sitting either side of him, pinning him into the bed by keeping the duvet tight across him. Slightly woosey from having just woken up Wulfie wondered what was going on in the girls heads as he saw Agnetha give Juliet a nod.

Before he knew what had happening the covers were pulled back and the two naughty girls began tickling Wulfie all over! The girls laughed and laughed as poor Wulfie fought in vain to keep their hands from going everywhere and soon tears of laughter were rolling down each of their faces. Unfortunately as Wulfie writhed about on the bed fending off the ticking fingers one of Juliets long nails caught him in his left bollock causing him to cry out

"OOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU", he cried, waking the local wildlife and causing the bunnies and birds to scatter.

"OOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU" he called again.

Agnetha and Juliet stopped their tickling and whilst Juliet comforted the poor injured Wulfie against her ample bosom, Agnetha went off to fetch the plasters.

"Well, We cant apply a plaster to something that hairy", Juliet observed, as she cupped Wulfies now melon sized man-spud in her hand.

"I Know!", said Agnetha, "We have that tube of Veet For Men. That should work!"

Before Wulfie could protest a cold dollop of hair removal cream was liberally spread over his throbbing coin purse. Within seconds the odour of dissolving hair and chemically seared scrotum filled the den.

"OOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU" he called again, as the girls hurriedly scrapped the cream off with a dry flannel.

Poor Wulfie sank back on to the pillows as the girls applied a plaster to his now bright red nads.

"It must be Monday", he thought blearily, "I hate Mondays".



Am I close??

Karrot

Nooooooooooooo but I loved the reply :21:21

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Not as close as Juliet apparently!!:21:21

Pooooorrrr Wulfie.... :o

Can i try to change your mind? :confused:



:21

Hmmmmm....... just A wild guess, Maybe he bought a DS doll

No! It was merely me, posting on this forum! :24

Best wishes! And thanks for your hard work keeping us all together :)

Harem

Must try that but nooooooooooooo, you can't change my mind............


Joe Bin Sorry Joe, no cigar this time...........


Haremlover Sorry Harem, noooooooooooo but you are most certainly responsible for my predicament.......... :no:



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That's a Freudian contradiction!

Arm ache manipulating a stiff jointed doll?

Something else painfully stiff at inconvenient moments?

Best wishes

Harem

You mugged a couple of grannies and spent the proceeds on Lupe didnt you.......

Karrot

maybe the grannies mugged him. :eek:

:D

I'll be smokin all my cigars at the Meet :(

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pains and smoking cigars :confused:

must be a new girl at the lair but sill,tpe ,plush or possibly Metal :D

As per usual, FedEx excel in annoying me and causing stress. The crate gets picked up and I post the thread. The crate disappears, FedEx UK had no knowledge of it or anything to be delivered to me which really made my day :twisted:. (They assured me that their computer system is linked to all of their branches and if anything was due it would show):twisted:

She then reappears the following day, gets put onto their system, moves up to Sweden where she loses a lot of weight according to their records. (90 kgs down to .5kg) and has now been taken to Paris instead of the UK :wall:wall:wall

I've made a load of calls to FedEx all they can say in the UK is that she's aiming for my postcode and have no other details, not even my address or name........The seller, who has had a better response also chased them his end and has been told she is flying to the UK today but why Paris and not London.

I'm just wondering where to next :no:


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./voice of reason

Paris is very likely their international Euro hub. Xiaoli went from China to Memphis TN before flying back out to the UK. Whilst logic dictates that a straight line is the easiest route, logistics dictate a hub and mesh network to allow for distribution.

90Kg down to 0.5kg sounds like a total mess up on their data entry side of things, even the crate weights more than that!

./voice of friendship

Chin up big guy, I'm sure it will all work out in the end and you will be grinning from pointy ear to pointy ear (my my grandma what big teeth you have.....) and have no trouble keeping your pecker up (my my grandma what a big......ok im not going there :P )

Karrot

Yeah Karrot's probably right, mate, and keeping with his theme, this will hopefully be happening very soon...

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;):tu:D

It sounds like she's taking a tour of Europe before she gets to her new home. I hope she arrives soon.

Ah-ha, but is Wulfie lying in wait for Little Red, or is the big Wolf about to be joined by a little wolf girl?


By the way, nice art Phil - one of your own?

Now thats the question. Thanks Halfstep- yes one of mine. Youll find quite a few in my gallery in "Different bits".

:whistle:

Cheers Karrot, but it seems to happen every time, even the VRD moved around the USA in illogical fashion, Agnetha was not tracked at all from Copenhagen and so it goes on.:(

philinotstine http://www.uklovedollforums.co.uk/fo...ictureid=29498

Like the artwork Phil, another for the my collection :)

Ursa_Major Still in Paris :mad:

Halfstep Just waiting :(

Samurai, They don't make Rubys in Moscow :no: :p

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No in Soviet Russia Ruby makes YOU!

:24:24:24

Karrot

./voice of vampire....

I'd say a long letter of apology, from Paris (in French of course....)... :twisted:

Naga, we try to support Wulfie... :wall :mad:

I didn't realise you were collecting Mr. W. Heres another for you in that case.


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Thanks Naga, a French letter to say where she is would be most appreciated as long as it hasn't got cum in it. :tu

philinotstine http://www.uklovedollforums.co.uk/fo...ictureid=13489
Cheers Phil, love it. :drool
As for Madam, she's off the radar having left Paris yesterday :(


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In that case I'd expect her to appear at Stansted soon, then disappeare until shes at ypur local siye. Thats what happened with Xiaoli. No tracking after customs un til she appeared at the local site, then out for delivery an hour later.


Karrot

You were tooooooooo right :eek:, skip any booking into the UK, too easy - last note on tracking 'left Paris Saturday', 5mins ago 'on truck out for delivery' from Birmingham :eek:

Please do have camera at the ready for her arrival. Such girls do like the red carpet treatment

Best wishes

Harem

The crate has just landed at the lair. Nobody mentioned torx screws and a size that's missing from my toolkit :mad:

Excited for you, mate. I'm sure you'll find a way to open the crate. Even if you have to bite it open :D

Thank goodness for that.
I have a large selection of Torx tools, it should only take a few days to get the right one sent to you. You can wait that long can't you? :waiting: :whistle: :21

CT

Cruel humour. Really. How could you! :b:24

Crowbars and sledgehammers have their uses though . . .

Best wishes and hope relief comes early

Harem

Well the last drop of the day
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the arrival

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and thanks to a neighbour with the right torx bit..........5mins later

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The relief is soooo good on opening the crate which has been knocked about and had it's 'tell - tale' ripped off indicating mishandling. Visions of her disappearing en route are now behind me.
I've a load of building material to shift before I can get the little lady into the lair so it'll be a day or two before I can get her out of the box.:(

A big thank you to Jakexi for my last doll.

:tu glad it all worked out Wulfie. See you in a week :D

Karrot

:drool:drool:droolWicked ! :drool:drool:drool

Congrats Big Wolf ! :b

She is stunning. :)

Well chuffed for you, mate, after all that worry.

She looks gorgeous and I'm sure she'll fit into the lair very well indeed:tu

This just isn't fair, people keep getting more dolls, maybe I should think about adding to the Manor:wall:wall:wall I wish:mad:

Congrats Wulfie :)
I could drown in those eyes .... :drool
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