Desperately Seeking CT !!
 

We need your help.




















This post reserved for proper title when all has been revealed. ;)


With apologies in advance to Steve Jackson Games and Bethesda for what's about to happen. :D

We've lost Mr Ted. Suki is missing too. :eek:

We've not seen very much of him recently, he's been busy with family stuff and has been bringing work home. But this is weird even for him.

He was last seen on his 'puter playing games, Suki was sitting watching and offering 'advice' on how to beat the baddies.

We're pretty sure they were playing Skyrim, or at least the heavily modified 'adult' version of it that CT uses. :rolleyes:
According to Mandy they were busy creating new magic spells and potions to fight off a bunch of nasty lezzie vampire sex wizards when the rest of us got bored and left them to it.

We've looked everywhere and there's no sign of them. We're all completely puzzled. :confused:

The computer is still on, but the monitors have gone into sleep mode. Which is unusual as CT always switches it all off when he leaves it, (possibly to prevent any more inadvertant dolly shopping accidents), his chair was left facing the screen which is also odd.

We think the game is still running 'cause we can hear faint noises coming from CT's headset.

We're not sure what to do,

A. We could just wait and see if they maybe nipped out to the shops.

B. We could switch the computer off and go look for him around the town.

C. We could tap the keyboard and see what he was doing last.

D. We could look around more and see if there are any clues as to where they went.

E. We could just enjoy the fact that he's gone missing and use his PC to raid his PayPal. (Again).


What do you think we should do, boys and girls?

oh no CT has vanished after play in naughty skyrim :eek:

all my Girls and i think you should do the following :D

C. We could tap the keyboard and see what he was doing last.

E. We could just enjoy the fact that he's gone missing and use his PC to raid his PayPal. (Again).


:D:tu

C leads to E very naturally, so I say go for it.......

.....and if you find out that CT was just spanking himself into oblivion over pixel chicks and has simply slid under the desk due to a combination of over enthusiastic application of lube, bodily fluids, and uncontrolled buttock spasms, then so much the better. :tu


'Course Vicalyn could have just had enough of him finally and eaten him / shipped him off the the old bear farm / Eaten Him / Caved in and had mindless drunken vampire sex with him, then Eaten Him.

Karrot

I have to agree wit those two: C kind of is the normal action to take, and E kind of naturally follows (for TBs and other always un(der)dressed dolls, at very least).

So, go for it. Or Karrot's option - look under the desk :21

CU cuddly

I've just seen an item on the BBC saying that the Children In Need telethon is coming up and there, bold as brass, was this Pudsey Bear character reappearing suddenly after a year in obscurity. Hmmmm? CT disappears, this Pudsey appears out of nowhere. Never seen together. Have we uncovered the secret life of Cyberted. If only Sir Terry knew what he gets up to in his spare time.

Oh yes, go for C and E girls.

Catholic girls are more fun :whistle:

Karrot

Sorry, I don't get this one.

Anyway, CT is currently online. Anyone track him?

cu cuddly

EDIT: Gone again, was probably too short?

Nah that was Coral using his tablet to see if he'd left any clues here. :whistle: ;)

Raid his Paypal... :D It's always effective... :twisted: