Those of you familiar with 70's Rock may remember a band called Little Feat. On their first album they had a track called 'Snakes on Everything!'. Well I've taken that to heart in my house. Not only are there Snakes on Everything! but there are Mannequins Everywhere!
In the kitchen dwells Twisted Tinkerbell
She is not as sweet as she looks. There are signs of something more evil that you would not suspect in a good fairy. For one thing that trident in her right hand packs the punch of a Tazer
And for another she has something between her legs that you would never expect
But she does have pom-poms on her pink stilettos!