Helga (aka 'Mad Elf') guards the hallway against intruders and unwelcome guests
She is very sweet natured. Some people (especially victims) have gone so far as to describe her as 'vicious but fair'.
Potential burglars have only ever been hurt 'accidentally'.
That is a good way to describe the gunshot wounds and occasional sword cuts and dagger thrusts.
Like Tinkerbell in the kitchen Helga has something special between her legs. Welcome to her pet micro wolf Snarla.
Snarla has never been known to be fair - he is just plain vicious!