Helga the Guardian Elf was complaining about the cold. Well not so much complaining as threatening to cut me into pieces with her dagger and set her savage little pet wolf on all my cats if I did not do something about it.
Anyway, I found a lovely little furry top at a car boot sale on Sunday and bought some armwarmers and legwarmers from Poundland today.
Helga is happy for the moment
but I know she is itching to do some damage with her gun or sword.
I've got a friend coming around tonight so he had better watch out what he says
Last time he called her a Viking - which she is not - she is an elf but definitely not as in elf''n'safety.