Some of you may remember that Lynne tried her hand as an actress, and featured in a short story. Well, now she's trying her hand at television presenting and wanted to show off her, erm, skills. She was going to try for a DIY programme, but we all remember what happened when it got round to her doing the painting!
So given that it is too crap outside to do any gardening, Lynne decided on a reboot of the old cookery programme "Farmhouse Kitchen" - sadly the budget was even lower than the one for her film, and so there's no farmhouse... but at least there's a kitchen!
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TV Announcer: "And now we cross over to the Farmhouse Kitchen where Lynne has a few delicious surprises are in store...."
(Cue some appropriate jazzy theme music, look it up on YouTube if you can't remember!)
"Well hello everyone, and welcome to Lynne's Kitchen. Today we're going to make a simple autumnal dish using fruit from the garden":
"We shall make a apple and blackcurrant crumble using some fresh apples and some berries that we stored in the freezer from this summer":
"Now I hate getting my clothes dirty, so my dear M has bought me a new apron to wear. So, I'll get ready, tie my hair back, wash my hands, and we'll be back after the break!":