Nice article. I fumbled a bit when you said not to use petroleum products as mineral oil IS a petroleum based product, but I get what you mean. 10W/40 Engine oil isn't going to cut it!
I find using a neck hanging hook with their delivery blanket on the floor underneath easier as you can access all areas without having to toss a pancake mid way. Also makes powdering somewhat simpler, as well as dressing/undressing.
As it's most unwise to keep the wig on whilst oiling, the intimacy part doesn't really work for me as they are as bald as a coot during the process, so hanging up the body, in practical terms, just works.
