We've lost Mr Ted. Suki is missing too.
We've not seen very much of him recently, he's been busy with family stuff and has been bringing work home. But this is weird even for him.
He was last seen on his 'puter playing games, Suki was sitting watching and offering 'advice' on how to beat the baddies.
We're pretty sure they were playing Skyrim, or at least the heavily modified 'adult' version of it that CT uses.
According to Mandy they were busy creating new magic spells and potions to fight off a bunch of nasty lezzie vampire sex wizards when the rest of us got bored and left them to it.
We've looked everywhere and there's no sign of them. We're all completely puzzled.
The computer is still on, but the monitors have gone into sleep mode. Which is unusual as CT always switches it all off when he leaves it, (possibly to prevent any more inadvertant dolly shopping accidents), his chair was left facing the screen which is also odd.
We think the game is still running 'cause we can hear faint noises coming from CT's headset.
We're not sure what to do,
A. We could just wait and see if they maybe nipped out to the shops.
B. We could switch the computer off and go look for him around the town.
C. We could tap the keyboard and see what he was doing last.
D. We could look around more and see if there are any clues as to where they went.
E. We could just enjoy the fact that he's gone missing and use his PC to raid his PayPal. (Again).
What do you think we should do, boys and girls?