You cannot beat 83p per pair of knickers, but if you can let me know I'm always on the hunt for a bargain.
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/164918628788
DS: Fiona I have a present for you?
Fiona: What is it DS?
DS: New knickers doyou like them?
Fiona: You cheap b@*&£#d!