Ye gods Adam, is there nothing you can't do?
Just look at how even that skirt is. I hate you.
Seriously, one of the reasons I don't buy cheap skirts is because I hate that ugly AF rise and droop in the hemline when it hangs straight. And it's bloody common too. No way to check for it until the thing is delivered, so a lot of them have gone straight in the bin. Fantastic job mate.