[Tommo10]

Hui Was Collected From Paul at Cloud Climax Yesterday

And Sent Directly To Me With Her Own Personnel Delivery Driver

She Arrived In Sunny Staffordshire

At The Exact E.T.A

I Was Greeted Personally By The Nice Driver

Then We Proceeded Down To His Posh Van

Well, She Had A Very Nice Big Box

She Was Sat In The Van On Her Own

We Carried Her Up To The House

Her Long Trunk Just About Fit In My Hallway


Why Does She Sound Like An Elephant Now

He Asked Several Times If I Wanted A Lift With Her Into A Bigger Room In The House.

Not Bloody Really, I Don't know How The Hell She'll Fit In There Myself,

I Said 'I'll Be Fine', We Said Are Goodbyes and I Shut The Door When I got To It.




Now This Photo Was Slightly Cropped

I Am Sure You All Didn't Need To See The Holes In My Socks

I Am Actually Standing In My Bedroom

On The Right Of This Is My Living Room And That's Where I Am Going....

Other People May Call It Something Else, but I Am Not Posh, I Come From Stoke..

Hui Better Get Used To That!

My Small Brain Had Decided That Trunk Was Going Around On Its Four Wheels,

Actually, My House And That Trunk Had Far Better Ideas

Well It Did Nearly Fit All But One Inch (2.5cm If You Need To Be Metric)

I Spent A While Messing About On This Before I Decided To Throw The Bookcase Outside.

Well We Were In, And Now You Can See Why I Didn't Need That Nice Delivery Guy In My Living Room.

Incidentally I Have Removed Four Dolls Back Into The Hallway Where They Live