Don't hide in the undergrowth. It's time for all supporters of luxuriant lady growth to burst forth from the bush and call for a return to traditional values.
Our Manifesto
Prohibit use of the Phillips Ladyshave under the Geneva Vagina Convention
Double VAT on wax
Hide all tubes of Veet among the haemorrhoid cream products on pharmacy shelves
Ban use of the term 'Brazilian' and replace with 'chicken pluck'
Picket the Gillette factory
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"Girls will be boys and boys will be girls
It's a mixed up muddled up shook up world"
Ray Davies 'Lola'
Last edited by Kate Kane; 19-01-2015 at 11:44 PM.
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