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Originally Posted by River
Oh dear... Red Elf shoes....
Have you read the instructions that come with those?
Don't accidentally click the heels together. Last time someone did that a house got dropped on one of our aunties.
They do looks nice though and they go with your lipstick. Way to accessorise 
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Danny here, We try not to click books together but sometimes after a few bottles of fuzzy head juice we may forget. We have asked Aurora and FR to remind us not to use boots when relaxing so if house falls on anyone its Auroras of FRs fault.
We choose red boot to hide any blood that may fall on them while we battle and save the hooman race.
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Originally Posted by the living tribunal
Those are some big boots for an elf  But if one is going to do excess, do it excessively |
We always look for quality elf equipment. so that if we can not find wand we can kick FR in the goolies to make him sound like a toad who has come in the presence of helium gas. But we are kind about this as we do ask him to find wand first.