Reminds me of an old joke.
A new prostitute moves into a Yorkshire town and decides to offer punters a fantastic bargain deal for her first week in business.If you say what you want in 3 words you get it for just £5.
First client "Fuck me silly""
Second punter (a bit kinky) "Beat me senseless"
Third client (Old-school Yorkie)...............
"Decorate my house"