Info about me :
Name - Bertha von Maid-ling Grey
I am named after the famous Austrian peace activist
Bertha von Suttner, who got the Nobel Peace Prize in 1905
(Call me "Dicke Bertha" and I'll kick you in your balls
)
Weight - about 15 kg
Height - 165 cm
As you see, I measured without my shoes and not without my dress
(MrGrey said, I would get more views without my dress
)
Bertha