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Old 27-07-2013, 09:53 PM
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Default Viki's experiment...the four stages of 'nana.

Viki was busy, no idea what she was doing so I settled down for a cuddle with Breanna and left her to it.









She then headed out of the bedroom and into the bathroom. God only knew what she was looking for, any attempts at asking her fell on deaf ears.



Her eyes fell on a large bath towel and her face lit up.



She slung it over her shoulder as ideas were forming in her rather scientific mind.



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Old 27-07-2013, 10:08 PM
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Breanna: What is she doing? She's doing enough banging around in there

revoL: Let's leave her to it, what harm can she possibly do?

Breanna: That's what I'm afraid of





And then a loud voice emanated from the living room...








Breanna: Yes, my little pumpkin, can I help you with something....like making less noise!

Viki: Yeah, go on, be sarcastic. I am currently working on a project and I need some help, being cute and petite I can't reach so can you possibly leave your busy schedule for a few minutes and help me.....please? Heehee, I can be sarcastic too.



The girls set to with Breanna following Viki's instructions and they worked well as a team, Breanna became more intrigued as they worked.



Breanna: It kinda looks like a hammock!

Viki: That is exactly what it is, you'll see.



Viki: So, these are baby bananas, we call this stage 'seeding'. There are four main stages, seeding, peeling, real and growth.



Viki: If all the conditions are right then the pairs of banana fuse together for the next stage so there should be four peelings pretty soon.

They both looked down into the hammock and there they were...


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Old 27-07-2013, 10:31 PM
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Viki: And there we have it, can you see how they are shedding their outer peel, that is why it has the name peeling.

Breanna: Oh wow, I have never seen anything like this, it's totally cool!



Viki: Just wait for the next stage, there is a reason it's called real.

They paused for a while intently not looking into the hammock, the stages would not develop while being watched...I guess bananas are shy!

During this time Viki explained how she wanted to complete the study of banana-hammock design and fruition even without the university. This would be the culmination of many hours study and experimentation.

Viki: I think they should be ready, let's check.



Sure enough the bananas looked real and pretty damn tasty.

Breanna: Well, they look real and full-size, what is that fourth stage, growth, all about?

Viki: That stage takes the longest, we'll have to wait a while and let things develop on their own.

They posed for the camera and even Viki was so deep in thought of how well the experiment was going that she didn't once get her tits out. (sorry Wulfie!)







Breanna: Did you hear a noise?

Viki: It's nearly ready, all the pairs have fused so now there should be just one banana in the hammock, slightly bigger than the two in the 'real' stage.

They looked towards the hammock and neither one could believe their own eyes!












































Breanna: Noooo way, that thing is huge and it's making garbled noises.

Viki: It is way beyond what I was expecting, I have heard of them talking and I'm sure that's what it is trying to do.



Breanna: So what do we do now? How do you look after one of these?



Viki: I have no idea, I only know about banana-hammocks.

Breanna: No problem, I think Earl has an interest in bananas, I'm sure he'll happily adopt this peculiar thing.

And so the banana was carefully shipped further North to Earl, who we believe is looking forward to the delivery, he must really love bananas!

The End.
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Old 27-07-2013, 10:51 PM
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Well that made me laugh - brilliant story! How do you think them up?
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Old 27-07-2013, 10:56 PM
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LOL Excellent, had me intrigued to the seeding stage and laughing from the peeling stage onwards.

I was surprised at the final result, I thought you'd got a new boat there.

With the next one, get Viki to grow it slightly larger, hollow it out when it's done and you'll have a fruity flavoured environmentally friendly surf kayak.

Awesome, well done.

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Old 27-07-2013, 10:59 PM
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Well done - I can see a lot of work goes into these.
That Vicky - what a cutie and such lovely eyes!
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Old 27-07-2013, 11:14 PM
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Thanks guys, I have to thank Karrot for the initial idea, he had helped me with her history...

"It had been a long time since she had seen Viki, they met in the States a few years back. Viki was working as a bar maid to pay her way through college studying Banana Hammock Design Engineering, an area of engineering concentrating on the sleeping comfort of a well known yellow fruit. They hit it off very quickly and soon became firm friends."

...for the few who missed her introduction in the picnic thread you can see it here...

http://www.uklovedollforums.co.uk/fo...ead.php?t=4787

All I did was expand on her history and here it is

Disclaimer: No bananas or Teddy babes were harmed during the making of this story
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Old 28-07-2013, 12:37 PM
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This is an awesomely cute shot of Lil Viki.

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Old 28-07-2013, 08:45 PM
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Indeed a great story revol never expected to see the result was a realy big narna

There simply is no other doll forum like this one where else can you get such a laugh.

Brilliant work.

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Old 28-07-2013, 10:17 PM
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Dongo, I just disconnect my brain and engage my imagination It never works if I think too much

CT, Would that be a Pyranha Banana

Kats, yes I love her eyes too

Mindy, the big ole banana was about to be thrown out by someone I know, I couldn't let it happen.

Wulfie, I'll take that as a compliment, a story without boobies and you stayed to the end It's going to be a blast at the meet, if there isn't a story available then I'm not revoL annaerB!

Karrot, Why do I get the feeling that Earl and Norris are hoping the nana poops out normal sized bananas so they have an endless supply

Cindy, Yes, she has been credited with furthering banana-hammock design engineering and banana propagation utilizing a retentive, absorbent, synthetic textile(towel). Her collection of post-nominal initials include:- BCh, Phd, Abc, BBC and now the aforementioned BBSc.

Earl, Dawg says don't forget the bones...you know the score.

Hotz, I know what you mean, I'm sure school was designed to be as boring as possible.

Karrot(again), Yes, it came out particularly well. Here she is without the speech bubble...



Sam, I agree, the sense of humour and slight madness really gives character to the forum

Thanks for all your comments, guys and dolls. It is appreciated.

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