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Old 11-09-2019, 04:26 PM
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Default THIS.....is why we oil our ladies

science.....science.....waffle.....blah, blah blah......

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Excuse the french......... but fuck all that.......THIS is why we oil our dolls! Jesus, first time session for rubbing oil into those beautiful tits......I never used to be a "tit-man", I bought a doll with huge boobies as it "disassociated" her from ever reminding me of the women I have dated.

A few weeks with this lady changed me.
A few minutes with this lady and a bottle of baby oil RUINED me!!!!

Who ever thought maintenance could be so much fun............
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Old 11-09-2019, 06:12 PM
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...and a bottle of baby oil RUINED me!!!!
Take care, it will ruin your camera too!
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Old 11-09-2019, 07:46 PM
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Thank you captainrock for showing us pictures like I expected from reading the title.

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Take care, it will ruin your camera too!
Take the photos with a smartphone wrapped in cling film.
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Old 11-09-2019, 08:36 PM
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Has anyone consider a small paddling pool, a couple of HUGE bottles of baby oil, and a "Do not disturb" sign for the bedroom door...................?

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Old 11-09-2019, 09:29 PM
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This is so true. I've only oiled Hannah once, and it nearly killed me.
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Old 12-09-2019, 12:39 AM
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hmmmmm,,,,I have seen a photo shoot somewhere were the gals were oiled up in like a paddle pool or a slip and slide....having an oil wrestle.

If I can find that again, I will post a link.

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Old 12-09-2019, 08:02 AM
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Hi Anung,

Yeah, I dont have any particularly strong kinks, I just adore the female form, I have never, for instance, felt the need to beat the crap out of a girl with a leather coated cricket bat! (though a playful slap on the ass in the middle of certain......situations.....seemed to go down well).

One thing I do like, is glistening, slippery ladies. I have oiled dolls before, but this lady seriously raised the temperature in the room! Delicious!

I had to keep telling myself "NO.......you've JUST showered her, she'll just need another shower!" And as showering is something I do when my son is out, I didnt want to tempt fate by carrying her back for another shower just as he got home!!!

He's a good lad, and I know that he is aware of the dolls, but we have a "thing" where certain parts of each others lives our our own business, and respect that.

So, my will power was tested, and passed!!

However, with the order for another JY163E imminent, I'm pretty sure that TWO ladies in that condition would elicit the vorlon phrase;

"RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!!!"

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Old 14-09-2019, 03:33 PM
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Only problem is that you need to fit nets on both sides of the bed or you could hit the floor as you slide off.

As for having a greased up nymphette on either side of you... How would you get out of that one with nothing to grip onto.

Sure that weeks later your starved, dehydrated body would be found with a smile on your face. lol.
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Old 14-09-2019, 05:20 PM
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Only problem is that you need to fit nets on both sides of the bed or you could hit the floor as you slide off.

As for having a greased up nymphette on either side of you... How would you get out of that one with nothing to grip onto.

Sure that weeks later your starved, dehydrated body would be found with a smile on your face. lol.
Here's hoping!!!! I would love to see THAT in my eulogy!!!
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