Customs and Excise - A presentation by Earlson Apeworthy

[Zang]

Oh, great -- now every time I see nice yellow bananas at the grocery store or on my kitchen counter, some low, husky voice in my head goes

"'narnas".



Arrgghh! How do I make it stop?!?

[Karrot]

Cant 'elp you there Zang old mate. Once the voice is in the 'ead, its in the 'ead.

Earl

[Kate Kane]

Ron 'ere boy. Naw, normally I'd be a bit sensitive to the old disrespect an' any muppet taking diabolical liberties would be sayin' farewell to his kneecaps. Yer lucky son, you caught me in a low key moment tryin' to keep me 'ed under the parapet outta sight of Percy Plod.

So, yer spotted me ear tag. I like yer boy, so I'll tell yer wha's all abaart. Pokemon? I aint never poked no mon. Wha's really says is 'Empire State Building NYC". See, one o' my ancestors got a bit famous for climbing up the outside once in a movie 'n' I wear it in 'is honour. Honour's summink we take very seriously roun' 'ere son, just ask me bruvver Reg. So watch it, ok.

[Karrot]

Feck yeah, even i wouldn't piss off Reg. 'es a right nutta.
Course, couldnt 'ave a betta Ape behind you when the preverbial collides wiv the air agitation device, if you follow me.

Earl

[revoL annaerB]

Dudes, y'all wanna take a chill pill.

By way of an apology I've made a pic which you'll both like, just hope Karrot doesn't mind me taking liberties with his Jess! I'm sure it can be deleted by a mod if he thinks I'm an arse.

[Kate Kane]

Originally Posted by revoL xetaL

Dudes, y'all wanna take a chill pill.

By way of an apology I've made a pic which you'll both like, just hope Karrot doesn't mind me taking liberties with his Jess! I'm sure it can be deleted by a mod if he thinks I'm an arse.

Nice bit o' work there son. You're off the 'ook as far as I'm concerned. I'll put the muzzle back on Reg.
Be lucky
Ron

[Joe Bin]

Well done Earl, very entertaining and funny.
I have no problem getting narnas here, but perhaps your method could get some of that gwatkins cider into my country.

[Karrot]

Im gonna field this one Revol, on account of Jess being asleep still and Earl being as subtle as a sledge hammer.

All i can say is

I GOT A WINKY JESS!

Awesome dude, Thankyou so much! Dont take Earl to heart, I think he's just a bit overwelmed what with all his old familly and friends popping up. Deeply suppressed and mangled emotions being stirred up etc. orite orite, no need to play the bleedin' 'art card boss. cheers for the piccy tho revol. Her ladyship will love that

Karrot
an' Earl

[cosycottage]

Originally Posted by Zang

Oh, great -- now every time I see nice yellow bananas at the grocery store or on my kitchen counter, some low, husky voice in my head goes

"'narnas".

[Karrot]

Bloody 'ell. Looks like Reg got to that goggie an' pulled 'is lugs orf!

Earl