The Curse Of Windy Woods

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Of WIndy Woods

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Narrated By Catheine Bush

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Once upon a time there was a village in Sussex called Windy Bottam

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The good folk of the village lived their lives in gaiety and merriment often frequenting the local hostiliery known as

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There was not much else to do in those days of old except perhaps gambling or having relations with each other, but let us not dwell on such things for now.

There was a wood to the east of the village. It took the name of Windy Wood. It was so named due to the fact that it could get very windy in parts, although this did not stop certain wrongdoings taking place by the young villagers.

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ADULTS ONLY~ courting couple in the Northern part of Windy Wood

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What rudeness is this, apologies viewers

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Anyway enough of these shenanigans and on with the story. In the month of October the peace and tranquility of Windy woods was shattered by a menacing female entity.

Many of the villagers frolicking and taking picnics in the wood were approched by a Gothic looking female entity, who held her arms out demanding for a good old fashioned HUG!

Many of the villagers were petrified of this fiendish looking female creature demanding a dreaded HUG! Many ran away, soiling their undergarments with large skidmarks ( don't blame me for the wording I didn't write this)

The problem worsened, so much so that tales of this menace spread to other villages. Some of the Elders of the village blamed the amount of relations that were taking place in the woods and that Windy Woods had been cursed by God himself.