The Stowaway III - Miss Tyque

[Wulfie]

The annual trip to the land of my fathers was begun but as usual things were to go wrong starting with the first stop in Gretna. What a kharzi, grey sad houses the boys in their hoodies with their Staffies, people with mean pinched faces and the ‘wedding shops’ as well as enough anvils to make a pikey have a stroke. That along with enough doggie landmines to cause panic in the Princess Di Trust............. it was only for one night I kept telling myself.
Then there was the hole in the side of the Wulfmobile, oddly going outwards and not in…………………..
It was a long restless night that night, the mutts failed to settle and the local beer was rolling around my gut trying to escape but unsure of which way to go.
The motorway from Gretna north to Glasgow was wet and interesting, high winds made the old rv veer as torrential rain made visibility poor and the wash from the artics didn’t help at all. Having gone through Glasgow on the M8, enough said about that place, the route took the wulfmobile up the side of Loch Lomonde and finally for that day to a bolthole near Invergarry where an overnight pit stop was called for.
The hounds were definitely suffering from carsickness but still scoffed their supper and finally settled down to a noisy sleep in their garage compartment and as per usual the smell drifting up from that enclosed space left a lot to be desired.
It was then that a tiny muffled voice suddenly said Ooooooooooooooooh stinky……….
It was a wtf moment…………….. talking dogs……..



The old one seemed annoyed as he looked out from his room.
“You what”
It smells in here…………………
His lips didn’t move and then the young one seemed to stare at something .
“Who’s there?”



Moi…………. Can I please come out, it’s not nice in here……………….
“Come on, out of there, you’ve some explaining to do young la……….”
The creature suddenly disappeared in the blink of an eye and I suddenly got that sinking feeling of having invited something into the living area which was best left outside.
On looking round I found the stowaway staring me in the face from a upper shelf in th the wagon.



Before I could say anything
Hi, I’m Luna, the Captain said you’d be cool with a guest………….and I don’t eat much or take up much room………………..so can I join your trip………….please…..

to be cont. if the dogs don't eat her

[cosycottage]

Hee hee! The girls from Monster High claim another victim!

[Kate Kane]

Ooooh, another little lady joins the fold. She's a friend of the Captain too ......... oh oh, that could spell trouble. Pray continue sir.

[Loverboy]

Welcome to the forum. I hope you are going to be a regular. I hope Wulfie lets you stay with him. I used to know a lady called Luna, but she was a Teddy Babe and a bit bigger than you. Have a good trip Wulfie and i look forward to hearing more of your escapades!

[Ursa_Major]

Hmm, if Miss Tyque's first name is Luna then that would make her.... Luna Tyque. With a name like that and being an acquaintance of the Captain it sounds like she could be trouble.

Looking forward to the next installment.

[Cyber Ted]

Originally Posted by Ursa_Major

Hmm, if Miss Tyque's first name is Luna then that would make her.... Luna Tyque. With a name like that and being an acquaintance of the Captain it sounds like she could be trouble.

Looking forward to the next installment.

It does indeed sound like this new little miss could be some trouble. .....Oh goody.

I wonder if she has a sister called Psycho, that really would spell disaster for the Wulfieman in his RV.

CT

[Samurai]

Luv the dogs, if i new they were with you i would have invited them round for tea (you can stay in the van) and to think when you were on the M8 traveling towards Loch Lomond at the closest point you were about 6 miles from my front door. (bugger)

Anyway the stowaway looks like trouble to me Mr Wulfie i'd chuck her in the Loch, and then there realy would be a monster in there. (wrong loch but who checking)

Fab story with extra fab pic's, oh i just luvs thoses doggy's they look so cute.

[dollman2]

the poor dog's look confused.

their probably think wulfie's gone crazy



besides there are talking dogs i have seen them on youtube.

[cosycottage]

Originally Posted by dollman2

the poor dog's look confused.

besides there are talking dogs i have seen them on youtube.

One of my faves! BTW a new advert came out recently, based on that:

[dollman2]

Originally Posted by Samurai

Luv the dogs, if i new they were with you i would have invited them round for tea (you can stay in the van) and to think when you were on the M8 traveling towards Loch Lomond at the closest point you were about 6 miles from my front door. (bugger)

Anyway the stowaway looks like trouble to me Mr Wulfie i'd chuck her in the Loch, and then there realy would be a monster in there. (wrong loch but who checking)

Fab story with extra fab pic's, oh i just luvs thoses doggy's they look so cute.

i bet if the could drain the Loch they will find a giant 50ft teaspoon.

Originally Posted by cosycottage

One of my faves! BTW a new advert came out recently, based on that:

that video is great added to favorites.