Lockdown survey

[Alistair]

No doubt you will remember previous attempts to survey idollators?

http://www.uklovedollforums.co.uk/fo...ghlight=survey

http://www.uklovedollforums.co.uk/fo...ghlight=survey

These seem to have been conducted by psychologists with PhDs in making people miserable. Their questions were usually along the lines of:

"How many hours a day do you spend fantasising about murdering people?"

Because it couldn't possibly be that idollatry is normal. The gutter press must have evidence of perversion. It's all about pointing fingers and condemning.


But now we are back in lock down. The Internet is awash with stories of suicide and mental health crises. My beloved (not) next door neighbour is now stuck indoors for at least a month with an obese harpy. Ha! Ha!

The closest he'll get to sexual fantasy is fashioning the television flex into a noose, and not stopping after a little light asphyxiation.

Most men dream of lying between shapely, nylon-clad thighs.

We actually do it.

Lock down for us is heaven.

So where are the psychologists with their surveys now?

[Muninn]

Spending lockdown with a 20-something, blonde Scandinavian bombshell? Yeah, life's terrible right now

[oldgreysoulboy]

Originally Posted by Muninn

Spending lockdown with a 20-something, blonde Scandinavian bombshell? Yeah, life's terrible right now

Spending lockdown with a 20-something, blonde Scottish bombshell? Yeah, life's terrible right now

[Karrot]

Spending lockdown with Karrot. yeah....... just ........yeah

Cindy, Pinky, Jess, Xiaoli, Kaia, Aisling........

[dollman2]

all the plushy and sil any one could ever want

[Kats012]

With a few "pre-existing medical conditions" I am pretty much self isolating. Its getting colder but I'm warm as toast sharing a bed with my two deluxe Teddy babes. Honestly, they are as warm as a human and utterly cuddlesome. Shame I have to get up sometime

[Adam&Emma]

Im sat with a vodka and coke in one hand... And a young brunettes pert breast in the other.. Lockdown aint so bad

[PDutus]

I'm in my flat with my mother. Kiania is on the settee, the others are in my bedroom, one in my bed, her sisters hanging around idly gossiping:

"I hear he's thinking about a Top Sino."
"Kiania told me he was looking at Starpery this morning."
"Yeah, the silicone version. You should have seen the way Kiania said the word silicone and the smug expression on her face."
"Anyway, our new JY friend should be here soon - you remember, girls, the one that's been on some crash diet. And she's TPE!"
"Safety in numbers, girls, safety in numbers!"

And so on and so forth

[poppy70]

Well as an IT guy I've prepared myself for social distancing all my life. So no issues here, still working and with my girls at my side, it could be worse. But ask my girls how they feel with me around all day.

J

[carlys_guy]

i voted "lock down what lock down" since we don't have one here (yet) just need to wear a mask.

carlys_guy