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Old 03-01-2018, 06:03 PM
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Well! I married my doll!
No arguments, no endless dissatisfaction, always happy to see me, doesn't eat or drink much, cute, warm and huggable.
Put the human wife in the shed??????
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Old 03-01-2018, 07:45 PM
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Kats I havent had a real belly laugh as I just did from reading the punchline to your last comment in months! Hope you and your missus and the extended family are happy and well. Happy new year mate.
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Old 03-01-2018, 08:34 PM
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Put the human wife in the shed??????
.....and there endeth the lesson!

Brilliant Kats, one of the best one liners I've read in a long time

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Old 06-01-2018, 02:28 AM
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Just don't do it. Don't hide it from her. Any good wife will find your doll.

I'd advise any of three courses of action
- buy a packet of Qualatex Geo Blossom or Donut 16inch balloons and play with them in bed next to her as a sextoy
- buy a good quality inflatable such as Kimmi Lovecock or Orion Natalie both available on Amazon for around £85 and £120 respectively. Not really enough to complain of expense
- buy the book that Chloé wrote from either The Doll House or Cloud Climax, links in my signature line, and leave it around the house where your wife will see it. The text of the book is intended to help.

If you're worried about finance, withdraw £120 or so to Coinbase and buy Etherium or Bitcoin. Transfer from Coinbase to Gdax. There you can set limits so that you can move backwards and forwards from coins to Euros. Look at the previous two days trading and set a limit to buy just above the minimum reached in the previous two days, and when bought set a limit to sell at a little above the high of the previous two days. Something like that. If you make 5% per day in 128 days you turn £100 into over £5000. You might not be that successful but there's a lot of margin to get the cost of a doll within that period without your wife complaining of expense.

I found the money for my first couple of dolls from Feed In Tariff payments from solar electricity fed into the grid. As we've saved an enormous amount on our electricity bills my wife hasn't complained. The cryptocurrency opportunity appears to be an equivalent opportunity.

Best wishes

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Old 06-01-2018, 07:54 AM
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“Just don't do it. Don't hide it from her. Any good wife will find your doll. “
It’s unlikely. I’m building a wooden chest with a false floor where I can put all my construction timber in with an access panel to the side for dolly bird. Dolly bird will be in flight case so hopefully she will be protected from mold and extreme low temperatures. We have separate finances thankfully, and I’ve stopped my paper statements. Fortunately, wifey is not that inquisitive and is too absorbed with her own self to notice subtle changes. I’ve alread started ordering clothing and some makeup but it all has to be click and collect as I cannot explain away delivery of stockings, high heels and lipglosses addressed to me! I don’t understand understand that bitcoin business. Sounds a bit complicated!
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Old 06-01-2018, 02:18 PM
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Well, my wife has sex toys. Why not me?

Hard to argue with that.
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Old 06-01-2018, 02:56 PM
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I’ve alread started ordering clothing and some makeup but it all has to be click and collect as I cannot explain away delivery of stockings, high heels and lipglosses
Oh. You might be on safer ground then.

I happened to be passing ASDA near Halloween so there were cheap makeup kits available, eyelashes as one of my heads is in need, fingernails . . .

So I walk through the back door and put foodstuff in the room where there's a cupboard to store things in, and put my small accessory haul in amongst junk where it's not under her nose, and then brought other things into the kitchen.

Within 10 minutes she'd been in the first room and smelled out my accessory haul accusing me of hiding it. I tell her that I know she doesn't like my ladies so I don't put their things under her nose. So I keep them out of her way and she goes out of her way to find them - just to prove to herself how depraved and perverted her husband is.

If your wife has a hangup about dolls it's better for her to be aware of them rather than finding that her necrophiliac husband has dead bodies hidden in trunks with false partitions. Count Alucard and Frankenstein raise the stakes in imaginations.

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Aira and Chloé are DS DollSweet platinum silicone Déessses.
Chloé and her DS sisters and Rose from OR (Oriental Rose) star in many stories.

Chloé's book is now available from The Doll House and Cloud Climax
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Here's Chloé in CoverDoll in the doll-friendly South of France
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Inflatables are a good introduction to dolls - discounts to UK members - please PM me if interested.
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Old 07-01-2018, 05:36 PM
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Tsk tsk tsk, C-mon guys, really?
If she leaves you for lying, fair enough, if she leaves you over a sex toy, then she was just waiting for any excuse, or just can't handle not having full control over her slave partner.
But seriously, if your mrs has a dildo, she is a hypocrite to challenge a doll.
Men are visually stimulated, porn sites, mags etc, it's our make-up, blame nature, but it's fact, having a doll usually replaces need for porn, or reduces it significantly.
The advantage I had, was a Teddybabe, just an oversized plush toy really, quite benign as a threat and women tend to fall for them too sooner or later.
Sure, we all want silicone/tpe at first, but perhaps this is a good compromise for not living in deceit and stress, besides, if you ask any TB owner, they will all tell you it is an amazing unique experience, not only are they tough so can you pound the crap out of them, they have some kind of stress relieving properties that transcend being a toy lady.
Anyway, I'm hooked, I have 3 deluxes, I mod and repair as I need, it's awesome.
They are not just sex dolls, they are truly love dolls.

Don't hide dolls from your partners, other family, kids, yes if you feel you must, but it's not good for dolls to be stored and repeatedly replaced, after cleaning, drying let alone trying to quickly dismount and carefully hide her starkers with a woody to explain when the mrs comes home early, and then when can you get her out again to clean her before she goes rancid, only takes a day, then she is screwed permanently.
Otherwise, Kats solution is as sound as any.

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Old 07-01-2018, 11:45 PM
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Agree, it is just a sex toy and although I know my missus wouldn’t leave me, I just feel more comfortable with her not knowing. I never tell her about my porn habits and I know I would get some sarcastic comments. So my lifestyle is such that I will only be able to make use of my doll when I do have time on my own which is when I’m off work and she’s at work or she’s away visiting her parents - I remember how much time doll ‘session’ take. Anyway, been busy today hurrying to get the store built and the plan was to screw the side on and pile a load of timber to look like it was full from the bottom .. only she appears to take a look and asks what’s underneath and how do you access the bottom part. I’ve had to spin some bs about it being an air gap to stop wood from getting damp from the ground. She seems to have bought it!
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Old 08-01-2018, 12:00 AM
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