Sometimes Xmass wishes do come true !

[Samurai]

Twas the day before Christmas, when DHL came to the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care
In hopes that St Sam soon would be there

The dolls were nestled all snug in their beds
With visions of Sam, naked in their heads
And Monique in her nighty, and Jade in her cap
They had just finished a bottle of peach snaps .

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter
The DHL man fell over but the box did not shatter
Away from the window I flew like a flash
Tore open the curtains waiting for a smash

With the little old driver, so lively and quick
When he dropped the box i thought i was going to be sick
More rapid than eagles his curses they came
And he whistled, and shouted, and called me by name!
Come help me with the box
I bet she's a fox!

I lifted one end and on the count of two
We lifted her up,he said his name was Hugh
We got into the house,
I think i just tore my new white blouse

He spoke not a word,
Then went straight to his truck
And shouted good luck
And laying his finger aside of his nose
And giving a nod, he said your a dirty old sod !

He bounced on his seat, and started to whistle
And away he flew like the down of a thistle
But I heard him exclaim, 'ere he drove out of sight
"Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night!"

So what's this all about then ?

This..