Cindiana Jones and The Top of No Room

[Wulfie]

You're still warped Monsieur K, just don't change Another gem from the Patch
I just wish the fashion trend would take off

especially in this weather

[philinotstine]

As ever cracking story n pics Karrot, me ol' China. Nice dugs on Cindy, too mate.

[revoL annaerB]

Great story, your girls are really getting around, aren't they?

Superb thripny bits (Of course, the actual words are threepenny bits but I went for the phonetic spelling)

[Dongo]

Wonderful production - you must have a big budget as the actress said to the bishop! Name for tits? Eartha Kitts!

[Ursa_Major]

Brilliant stuff, I don't know how you think them up!

[Zang]

Been pondering this one a while (sorry, not much else to do ):


What exactly is a 'nipple boop', anyway?
Is that where they go and... oh, hmmmm.
Well, still, whatever it was, it didn't seem to have any adverse effect on Long Thin...!

(And I think the lil' professor meant to say, "I'm going to boop your nipples in a minute if you don't get helpful fast!"... but that was probably just due to her recent inebriation.)

[Everhard]

Classic stuff!

In case anyone is not up to speed with some of these old jokes, here is my version of one, in my still unpublished novel:

Buzz described to Neil and their mother a battle fought amongst a tropical variety of Sigma grass that grew up to three metres high in an area called the Plain of Reeds. “There’s a tribe of really small people, the F’kawi, who inhabit the grassland. They’re so short they can’t see over the grass, so they send scouts up into the trees while encouraging them by shouting, ‘We’re the F’kawi’.” He raised one eyebrow, then the other, and then he rocked back in his chair, laughing. Army life had not, it seemed, altered his sense of humour.

[Karrot]

I apologise for nothing! Especially not proof reading anything for the n'th time

Indiana Jones fans will get the jokes in the character names as well, I'm sure

Karrot