toys we don't like

[SingleDutch]

There is a Dutch site dedicated to sexual aids for handicapped people. If they recommend something, it should be useful, don't you think?
Forget it. They recommend this one:

You have to pump with your hand, but you feel way too little to reach an orgasm. The cramp in your hand is sooner there.

This thread will never end, I'm afraid. But it's useful to warn people.

[wetsuit]

hi SingleDutch,

I had one of those about 15 years ago, & you're right they aren't much good, the sleave is smooth so you don't feel much & the bulb isn't strong enough to give any real suction,

although the idea is a good one, I had one I made myself that worked a lot better I used a sleave with ribs on it & a bulb with a release valve so you can adjust the suction pressure

it would also work better if it had a pump that sucked when you squeased it giving more emphassis to the downward stroke, instead of the bulb that works the other way round

[timbo]

Well i had one of these some years ago, nice doll but it leaked air at the neck the very first time i put air into it .

[Gibbmodoll]

Who has tried this one , you should have little trouble getting inside it, but dont squeeze the pump bulb, you wont be having doll sex for a day or two .

It has a short sharp plastic sleeve inside, and when you pump the bulb the sharp part of the sleeve grips around ones dick, like castracion of a lambs tail .

[wetsuit]

ouch, sounds painfull,

it doesn't look very long either, is the pump meant to pull you in or squease the sides?

[Gibbmodoll]

Hi Wetsuit, here i will show just how it works, and just what you get for the price i think its £30+, maybe even more, you will have a shock!! .

Its longer than you think, in fact about 8", but most of it is just an empty can, think of it as a bear can, with a 2" sleeve or flap in it, the photo shows the sleeve or flap pulled out of the bear can.

Yes that is all it is, most of ones dick is just in an empty bear can, when ones pumps vacuum in the can that sleeve or flap pulls tight round ones dick, the sharp end of it, its like a tight elastic band.



This is all that is in it, this is the part that pulls round ones dick at the sharp end like a tight elastic band .



This pic: shows the sleeve or flap pushed back in, there is no more to it just an empty 2" can.

[wetsuit]

just noticed it's been a while since anyone added to this list so here's another one to avoid



it's called the bliss box rotating unisex masterbator

the problem is it only rotates in one direction so although it might feel good for the 1st couple of seconds it soon becomes boring & actually a complete turn off

oh, & if the lube starts to dry out it will twist you up like a corkscrew

if it would alternate rotation it could be kinda nice but as it is, it's a no go

[Gibbmodoll]

Hi Wetsuit, your right the does look very painfull, but it could be good in the car cleaning bay .

[SingleDutch]

Originally Posted by wetsuit

just noticed it's been a while since anyone added to this list...

If I had more experiences, I would have posted them. I feel lucky that I haven't, but the thread is too good to let it sink away.