toys we don't like

[wetsuit]

have you ever bought a sex toy & it turned out to be no good? I know I have

maybe it was too tight, fell appart the 1st time you used it, or just didn't do what it said on the tin

I'm sure most (if not all) of us have had this experience at some point & given that sex toys are normally pretty expenseive we normally end up feeling ripped off as well as frustrated

so here's your chance to have a moan about them & warn others off buying bad products, but do go into detail about what was wrong so we can all know why to avoid them.

I'll get the ball rolling



this is called a Zeke, the 1st problem I had with this is it's closed ended so it's immpossable to get into because it's full of air & there's no way for that air to get out, also the insert material is quite tough so it isnt very comfortable if you could get in there

next, the vibrations don't transmit down into the unit so you can't feel them, also the thing is very noisy infact I think my hammer drill is quieter than this

http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=17735

[Gibbmodoll]

Good thread Wetsuit, as running a sex toy and doll store, i have had many sex toys that were so poor or did not work, that we did not even give them away.

How ever some are very good and very well made, it is nice to find the good and bad ones and what you all think about them.

I am sure i can find some that are not that good and why, to add here .

[SingleDutch]

Hey wetsuit,

Did you know there is a site specially made to investigate sex toys? Here it is: Lovetoytest. You must be able to read German. If you aren't, try an online translator. It's worth the trouble.

I remember an inflatable torso that was announced to be made of rubber, but when I ordered one, it turned out to be rubber of the kind tyres are made of. Man, it hurted! I don't think it's still made. It was long ago, before the internet was invented.
Those were the days that shame was the best profit for manufacturers of sex toys. Nobody dared to complain in public about them. And, of course, they couldn't be returned once used. They still can't.

[wetsuit]

hi Gibb

I thought it would be a neat idea to give folks the heads up about good & bad sextoys so I intend to start a thread about the toys we like aswell

also I thought maybe a wish list so we can ask if others have tried the toys we might have our eye on for the future

SingleDutch makes a very good point, shame keeps these guys in buisness selling shoddy products that we don't complain about & can't return

at least we can inform others of our opinions befor they waste their money too, & maybe answer a few questions about sertain products

hi SingleDutch,

thanks for posting that link, I hadn't heard of that site befor & it looks a usefull site I'll have a better look through it later

[wetsuit]

here's another one to avoid, & I do mean avoid at all costs

this one is completely useless



it's the juicy lucy portable can maturbator

the write ups all describe it as ultra tight & they aren't joking, it is so tight it is impposable to get into

I couldn't even force my finger into this let alone little wetsuit

the internal sleave would probably be ok but it has some tough polyurathane foam wrapped round that (with beads embedded into it) that is so tough it won't compress making the thing totally unusable

http://www.sextoyshq.com/online_stor...asturbator.cfm

[Gibbmodoll]

Here is one more, and tight it sure is, its not soft at all, dont think one could get inside it even with a pencil dick .

[flightman_69]

Hey Wetsuit, I think it's just a "Fleshlight Sex in a can" copy, now those are actually very good.

http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=17682

P.S. Nice idea, this thread.

[flightman_69]

Do not waste your money on one of these. Got it from Lovehoney during the sales but still £260. Great idea but just way too underpowered and fragile. Mine broke during first use. It is from Japan and so I think designed for very small endowed people. Hope by putting this on here it might save somebody a lot of money.

Very dissapointed

[wetsuit]

hi flightman,

thanks for the info

I was looking at those som rockets & would have bought one but they were out of stock at the time, I'm kinda glad I didn't now

they also do a hand job version that you can suposedly change the attachments on which might be a better idea but if they are under powered then it's still not worth it, I imagine it's the same motor in both of them

one question though, are they noisey?

[Camp]

Ummm... I had a 1stpc once.

It was the only Doll I bought Brand New...

I bought a 4-year old Realdoll for $750 more (at the time)


I'll be getting my 4th used RD soon.