Getting off on the Wrong Foot

[Lulu1971]

A Stranger: *KNOCK KNOCK*



Sihtric: Hello, can we help?
Stranger: I'm Daniel.
Sasha: Okaaayyy.....



Ah, so this is my new home. It'll do, I suppose.
(whispering) Who the hell is he?



What are your names?
I'm Sihtric. This is Sasha. My sister Rachel lives here too.
Who are you, anyway?
I told you. Daniel.
We weren't expecting you. Where are you from?
I'm a model. I was asked to report to the photographer here. Lulu, is it?
(whispering) Lulu never mentioned him.
(whispering) Arrogant, much.



Rachel: Who are you?
*SIGH* Daniel. You must be Rachel.
What are you doing here?
Must I repeat myself? I'm a model. This is supposed to be my new employment.
Well, you should try employing some manners if you want a decent welcome.
*HUFF*



Let's start again, shall we? Welcome, Daniel.
Thanks.
Why don't you sit down, Daniel? I'll make some coffee.
I'd rather have something stronger.
Now you're talking. Tequila?
(whispering) Oh, hell.



(whispering) I'm surprised Rachel softened so quickly.
*GIGGLE* (whispering) She took a while to be pleasant to me.
(whispering) Maybe she fancies him.
(whispering) Well, he is kind of hot.
(whispering) Jesus, don't let him hear that. The guy's head is swelled enough already.



This was my last job. It was only a vendor's catalogue. Not my usual thing.
*GIGGLE* Wow!
(whispering) Yeah, we don't need to see his cock.
*GIGGLE*
(whispering) Seriously, Sasha?
What type of photos do you usually do, Daniel?
Suave, sexy stuff.



Sasha and Sihtric do that sometimes. This was a cool photoshoot.
Bit amateurish.
*GASP*
(whispering) Arsehole.



Well, the hell with you, if you think you can show up here and throw your weight around! Sihtric and Sasha would put you to shame in front of a camera, and as for me... watch your step, Sunshine, or I'll take my whip to you!
*GIGGLE*
(whispering) She's been listening to Lulu's friend, Psion.
Not my cup of tea, darling. I'll do the whipping into shape around here.



Fuck you, dickhead!
(whispering) What a horrible guy.



I'm going to talk to Lulu. If this really is his new job, we should probably make an effort to be welcoming.
Speak for yourself. No one gets a welcome from me unless they at least pretend to be nice.



... to be continued...