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Old 18-10-2014, 07:11 PM
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Default Just some random s**t I came across

Like the title says... I don't mind if you add some random fun stuff here as well. And you please don't mind if you came across that earlier.

Discrete packaging:


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Germany for English speakers:

Oh, this is probably funniest for English speaking Germans. The names are pretty inaccurate, though. But funny: I live in "suck zen", for example...

Boobs vs. moobs?


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Old 18-10-2014, 09:47 PM
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Ah! a "Random Internet Shit" thread, here we go








The Female Brain


The Rejected Cartoons' (very random indeed)



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These gave me a good chuckle.

My local fish and chip shop sells something very like this that they call 'The Foot Long Dog'.
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Most customers ordering them have trouble getting around this tongue twister and almost invariably end up asking for a 'Foot Long Dong', which, going by this photo at least, is far more apt.

The map of 'Toyed Shoe Lunt' kept me busy for ages working out all the locations too.
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Old 19-10-2014, 09:17 AM
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Jess made me post this......





























































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OMG Karrot, you mixed up this one with the selfies thread...

Great, guys, keep it going! CU cuddly

Oh, PS got another one:

"Kiss a girl and make her day. Do anal and make her hole weak - Miami University"

OMG, another one that fits here:

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Well that's certainly true!
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