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Welcome to my pad - chill out, relax, and help yourself to an imaginary beer. I like to think of this as my personal lounge area where you can put your feet up for a while and get away from real life. You can read the "about me" section which I've filled with important absolutely factual information.
You don't mind if I smoke do you? After all, this is imaginary and I'm not really here? Good, I don't smoke in real life, but welcome to the desert of the real or whatever they said in the Matrix that time. Was I wearing sunglasses and a trench coat when you first entered? Maybe you just didn't notice.
Are you enjoying that beer? Good. You know what goes great with that ... spaghetti. Hmmm, smell that aroma? Looks like the sauce is boiling nicely on the stove. Yeah, we have a stove here, didn't you notice? You like plenty of cheese on your Bolognese right? I know I do.