I can see Rachel putting you to work, then, whip in hand :21

That's her next photoshoot sorted then!

Psion

Beware that Psion sending you "educational" books through the post under plain wrappers, with titles like:-
"The Elegant Gentleman's Guide to Bow-ties and Cravats - 101 ways to tie 'em"
"The Fisherman's Friend - 101 ways to tie Flies"
"Reef Knots - 101 Handy Knots for when you are stuck on a Reef"
"The Farmer's Friend - 101 uses for Binder Twine"

(Ed's note for townies - a Binder was a grain cutting machine pre-dating the Combined Harvester. The bound "sheaves" ejected were gathered together by hand into "stooks" for drying and later collection for threshing. Farmers commonly used the binding-twine for holding up their trousers, keeping gates shut, etc. The title confused Mr. P - he saw it and went "Ah!Ha! Bind-'er". The fact that it was on the top shelf in the newsagents was simply because he had run out of space on the bottom shelf.)

I'd recommend anything by Jay Wiseman :tu

Psion

Heading to Amazon... :whistle:

Cool story :tu

Thanks, Tex, glad you liked it :tu