Final Solution to all your spells
 

I have helped many people buy spam, my spam is the best on the market, it is particularly delicious with chips and HP brown sauce.

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Think that youy've got the wrong forum matey. We've got Elves here so whatever you're flogging we've already got it.

They also have other spells as well that can make these sort of threads magically disappear. Although they're lazy sods and they always leave that to Elora to do.

Sure that she'll be wiggling her nose at you imminently.

Hope you come away from this untoaded but can't guarantee it.

Shamus.

Whoa, no shit! :24

Interesting..what make is your spam? And as for spells, have you got Fireball or lightning bolt? Could come in handy.

I knew an evil wizard once. He was very when I knew him, not a day where he felt healthy or able to cope.

Turned out he was going through a but of a bad spell....


:whistle::whistle::whistle:

K

Ah, you missed the original version where they were attempting to flog good luck spells, love potions, hex's and such... Basically my girls bread and butter so the competition had to go. No doubt they're now sharing the bottom of a very deep well with a few imps with sharp pointy sticks and bad attitudes.

I aske the girls about assault spells and they need the felt from a unicorns horn, the heart of a five legged Salamander, a bottle of fire beetle juice and a Cadbury's cream egg.... Hang on a sec... River... Did you add that last ingredient???

Have you heard about the STD prevelent in Witches?

HogWarts....

No... No... I'm not gettin my coat that was Newt's joke.

Good luck spells you say.. he sounds like an absolute charmer.

as in Good Luck selling those....... :whistle::whistle:

K