Absolutely no help to you at all Mr Challenger, but what about string bikinis? Similar sort of thing right?
I really do not like bras at all - psychological scaring from seeing my mother's horrific garments. I will never ever buy a bra for one of my girls (okay, I might be persuaded if it looks good - perhaps a sports bra.)
The same psychological scaring is why my preference is for small breasted ladies. No nightmare scenario of horrible saggy boobs ever to wake up to one morning. One fantastic thing about synthetic ladies though, is that their breasts don't sag
But string bikinis I absolutely love
So easy to install, and - even better - so easy to uninstall - pull a little bit of string and they just fall off
And - most importantly - it's not a garment my mother ever wore
Apologies for my absolutely 0 helpfulness. I'll just shut up now
