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Old 11-09-2023, 07:52 PM
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Originally Posted by River View Post
I'm not going to tell you how to make a Pyske Burrito.... oh bugger.... Forget I said that.

I know...

If you eat her how will you trap all of the others that might come and try and save her?

One Burrito isn't going to fill you up. You needs a whole plateful. Best you keeps her all wrapped up as the bait.
"A burrito you say...

"WANRE! Find out how to make a burrito!"


"A burrito? Uh... Okay... Oh! Wraps are on sale tomorrow!"

"Oh River... I don't think they're coming for their little friend. I've had her for weeks and I think someone tried to rescue her. There were some creases in the webbing, but nothing cut. No one has been back since. There's only one other little elf hiding in this house. Perhaps she's done what is best for her survival and run already... So, why not enjoy this one? While she's still alive and fresh, or before my spiders get too hungry? Lolth likes sacrifices. Perhaps this one is best made on the stove..."
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