Hiya,
welcome to the forum
Another one with all TPE girls here.
I think that you might be slightly out of date with the assumptions on reality levels and smell of TPE but they do tend to eat all the pies and we suffer for it.
No requirement to sterilise my girls as the few that do condescend to have sex with me have no worries about getting pregnant...
Whats that Charlie? Thats not what he meant? Pretty sure it is.... Its putting chemicals up inside you... No, don't cross your legs. Not going to happen bab... Anyway, I'm chatting with someone new to the site. We'll finish this conversation in a min... Sorry, got waylaid by one of them...
And no River, getting pasteurised is nothiing to do with this... How exactly would you pasteurise an Elf anyway?.... No Georgie, I'm not putting them in a field...
Right, I'm absolutely, definitely back with you now. Can get a bit crazy here at times.
We're all looking forwards to seeing your girls and having a chat as you get used to us over here.
All the best,
Shamus.