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Originally Posted by Nymeria
Wonderful! What fun!
Is it time to get the rope yet?
I feel he may have earned some extra punishment for wearing such graceless garments in your presence! Best to strip him of those pants now - he won't need them where he'll be hanging anyway!
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"He hasn't gone shopping for it yet! It's the weekend, he whines. That's also why he's wearing those stupid pants with stupid orange surface creatures on them! They've even got triangular trees on them. He told me that those ones are extra sticky, but not to worry because I'll never get close to the trunk because they're covered in spiky needles!" The drow stopped her tangent with a few deep breaths as she collected her thoughts.
"Sorry... He just makes me so ANGRY! But when he isn't angering me he has proven to be useful. Right, now where were we? Taking off his pants... But no rope... Whatever. I'm sure I can figure out some way of keeping myself amused with him..."