An afternoon movie

[Shizor]

S - Ok I've gone shopping, tidied up and stuck the washing on, do you fancy watching a movie this afternoon?

M - That sounds lovely, what are we going to watch?



S - It's one of my favourites, I think you'll like it, it's good fun and has both an android and part organic part synthetic characters.

M - Oooo sounds interesting, I'm intrigued!







S - Oh my god they're drilling into Data's head!





An hour or so later




S - Did you enjoy that?





M - I did but I have some questions - So Data is superior to humans?




S - Well in some ways yes but I wouldn't say superior.


M - Ok, but the Borg see the only way to become the perfect being is to implant synthetic parts into humans or other organics?


S - That's what they believe yes.




M - So if I took some of your skin and implanted it into me that would make me the perfect being?


S - Urrr, I don't really think it works like that, and besides you're already perfect as far as I'm concerned... Why are you looking at me like that?


M - ...How deeply do you sleep?


S - Well I suppose fairly... Urm, Meili my love you're starting to scare me!


M - I'm kidding I'm kidding, I wouldn't do that!




S - You're such a tease! We can watch another movie tonight if you want, see if there's one you like look of whilst I hang the washing up.



M - SHIZ?! I KNOW WHAT I WANT TO WATCH...



S - ...Great, what did you pick?





S - Oh dear god! That's it, I'm sleeping in the car!!