A tired elf ( A true story )

[shamus]

Hi Andeea,

The Elves all agree that you were looking good in your new modelling role at the weekend bab.

There is a queue here for the magic neck connectors but as they come from you I'm prioriitising the requests from Squirrel, Newt and Faun... They have also given up their bodies for a month to allow the Russian girls (Natasha, Natalia and Svetlana) to spend some time off the shelf... Actually, Sveta is never on the shelf but the two #273's very unfairly have to spend time there.

I've had the conversation about Bills with the Elves before as they cannot see why when there is quite obviously still money in the bank why am I not inviting every Elf that Jinsan can capture until the gold is all gone.

After explaining to them how we live, for a moment they all looked blankly at me before Crocus decided that Electricity, Gas and Water were actually extortion rackets, and Council Tax is going back to the Feudal system of paying money for nothing or you get thrown in a dungeon.

I tried to explain that the Council does do stuff with the money... Blank looks again followed by... "So what is your King and the palace at Westminster for?".

That was all followed by discussion about laying seige to the Coun-cil robber Barons and mounting their's and their serfs heads at the gateway of our stronghold to discourage any other Feudal lords trying similar in the future.

I went to disagree with them but actually, I do think that they do make a good point.... Sometimes I think that Elves and Drow are not as different as they try to make out.

As for the fingernail cunnundrum, it's actually a variant of the socks spell in that for each sock or fingernail that disappears another coathanger will appear in the wardrobe. Apparently its a pssive spell so you may not even realise that you are doing it. The reason it happens at night is because when you dream about clothes thats when another coathanger would be needed.

Personally I've not had a matching paiir of socks since the Elves arrived but at the same time , I've also not bought a coathanger for years.