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Honey I'm home!
I walk in on Desiree and find her literally messing up the bed:
Me: "What the fuck is going on!" I ask shockingly. Desiree: What?, Wait, you said you weren't coming over tonight." Me: "And look at you, you're filthy! And what's that smell?" I was really upset my day had not gone well. Desiree: "Yeah, well I was working cleaning up and even did some gardening. I was going to take a shower but..." She smirked at me. Desiree: "Wait, is that a bulge in your pants?" She asks jokingly. Me: "I'm not in the mood right now." I sighed. Desiree: "Bullshit that is a full-fledged boner!" She laughed. I just couldn't believe that she thinks I'm some kind of sex machine or something, so I just walked out. Desiree: "Wait, don't leave, come on, it'll only take me a few minutes to shower!"
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