Customs and Excise - A presentation by Earlson Apeworthy

[cosycottage]

Originally Posted by Karrot

... but you most definitely do not wanna get caught 'smuggling plums'.

What about budgies?

[Karrot]

They ain't a fruit son. Wot is you bangin' on about?

Earl

[revoL annaerB]

Come on Earl, don't make us post a pic of a budgie-smuggler! That would be nasty.

[Kats012]

Great character Earl; I hope he posts often. Loved the presentation.

[Kate Kane]

Ullo Earl mate, Ron 'ere.

Fings got a bit too hot for da Firm up in the Smoke so for now arm keepin' me 'ed darn wiv all dese carrot crunchers out in the sticks. I like yer plan son, could be a winner. Dunno how much y'ud make every time, but dere's gotta be at least a monkey in it. I'm always lookin' for a bitta new biz, so the minute dey start makin' love dolls in Guyana, give us a shout.

[Karrot]

Fackinell Ron. Long time no see my old codger! you's lookin' well. bleedin' 'enry. First 'andlebar pops up, an' now you! We got to get some time put aside and meet up mate << thats you hur hur hur.

Too much goin' on to not 'ave you involved. Some dolly bird over in RealDolls wants a speed boat so better be on me way, but wow. Good to see ya old man!

Oh, and Revol, I knew a budgie smuggler a while back. Bloody good at it 'e woz. There was not a single small feathered animal that 'e could not shift from A to B undetected. 'andsome fellow too, so don't go castin' asperjons on people wot you dont know. cheeky bugga . like it!

Earl

[revoL annaerB]

Earl, lurve the earring!!! Is that a pokemon card attached to it?

[Karrot]

Jeebus Revol, lay orf the paint strippa will ya? Thats Ron! I'm Earl, an' i can prove it on account of this being me sayin allo to you, you ninny



Earl

[revoL annaerB]

Sorry Boss, I'm a bugger for getting names mixed up. My bad.

[Karrot]

S'oright son. We'll get you some nametags, eh ?

Earl