#51
|
||||
|
||||
Me looks out of the window I've closed for the first time in weeks, at the roaring wind, shaking trees, and blasting cold airflow! This is a UK forum. The clue's in the name. We don't do Summer Actually, the heating is off at the master switch, but given the UK skies' propensity to drench or freeze us when we least expect it, don't bet on it staying that way
Last edited by the living tribunal; 28-08-2021 at 11:49 AM. |
#52
|
|||
|
|||
Quote:
You do know that Algae's also in the UK don't you. |
#53
|
||||
|
||||
Well, I'm in England. To say I'm in the 'United' Kingdom seems a bit far fetched these days Mr. S. |
#54
|
||||
|
||||
"Debbie, the Sexy Secretary, Goes to Work"
There is something truly erotic about a gorgeous woman in a see-through blouse delving in her lingerie cache: So when The Living Tribunal is inspired, he forges something more carnal and walks among the humans as a man, delivering judgements by hand. Of course, he can't be arsed with typing it all up, especially as the lovely Ms Jones is only too willing to do it for him (and the typing). Naturally, he calls himself 'Mr Smith'. Naturally, she fancies him like mad. Clothes by junk shops and car boots. Computer by Advent. Mocked up login portal by me. Mocked up operating system by Microsoft. |
#55
|
|||
|
|||
Quote:
Oops, best be quiet before Psion thinks I'm agreeing with him |
#56
|
||||
|
||||
Those videos are wicked - bit like a Private Eye spoof
|
#57
|
||||
|
||||
I'll just leave this here
|
#58
|
|||
|
|||
I've never known a UK government ever for sheer incompetence we are run by a bunch of mates basically it's egregious.
__________________
Half member not of the inner sanctum. |
#59
|
||||
|
||||
Her intro thread's up
It's the corruption that gets me the most, but yes, that too I suspect on November 5th, a lot of Borises are going to be burned instead of Guys |
#60
|
||||
|
||||
Oh dear, I seem to have misgendered Matt the Cat
I guess that's the thing with soft toys, they aren't that realistic and cats are generally assumed female, with dogs male. Given the number of cats I've had over the years, including three 15lb monsters who'd claw your eyes out for daring to call them girls, I think I can safely say that sexist stereotyping is alive and well in the world of soft toys So I'm calling Death of the Author here; this is my fantasy world; and in it, Matt is a definitively male cat. So there |
|
|