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Old 20-06-2022, 09:52 AM
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Default I probably shouldnt share this - Jokes of a more base level

Saw this, laughed too much, probably shouldnt share it (but at least its doll related)




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Old 20-06-2022, 09:59 AM
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Could of put it in the Meme Corner mate.
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Old 20-06-2022, 10:01 AM
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Could of put it in the Meme Corner mate.
I did honestly consider that, but felt this was a little more 'on the nose' than the Meme corner


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Old 20-06-2022, 10:15 AM
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Just made me spit coffee on my keyboard!
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Old 20-06-2022, 10:38 AM
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I don't get it ????
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Old 20-06-2022, 10:44 AM
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My new girlfriend's car got a flat tyre as we were on our way to see my parents, so I called them up and said, "Sorry Mum, I'm going to be late, my girlfriend's got a puncture."

"Oh John!" she sighed. "I thought you had a real one this time."


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Old 20-06-2022, 10:56 AM
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My new girlfriend's car got a flat tyre as we were on our way to see my parents, so I called them up and said, "Sorry Mum, I'm going to be late, my girlfriend's got a puncture."

"Oh John!" she sighed. "I thought you had a real one this time."


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Old 20-06-2022, 11:06 AM
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This fellow walked into a pharmacy and asked for a vial of cyanide.
The pharmacist, trying to keep a professional posture, asked what he wanted it for.

He answered, "I want to kill my wife."

"I'm sorry, Sir," the pharmacist replied, "but you will have to understand that under such circumstances I can't sell you any cyanide."

The guy reaches into his wallet and produces a photo of his wife.

The pharmacist takes a look at the photo, blushes and replies, "I’m sorry, Sir. I didn't realise you had a prescription."
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Old 20-06-2022, 11:15 AM
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Got another from the inter....

How do you know when you're using your sex doll too often?
It develops a runny nose...




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