I probably shouldnt share this - Jokes of a more base level

[Karrot]

Saw this, laughed too much, probably shouldnt share it (but at least its doll related)




Add more as you have them

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[Gavla82]

Could of put it in the Meme Corner mate.

[Karrot]

Originally Posted by Gavla82

Could of put it in the Meme Corner mate.

I did honestly consider that, but felt this was a little more 'on the nose' than the Meme corner


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[Lulu1971]

Just made me spit coffee on my keyboard!

[Kimberley]

I don't get it ????

[shamus]

My new girlfriend's car got a flat tyre as we were on our way to see my parents, so I called them up and said, "Sorry Mum, I'm going to be late, my girlfriend's got a puncture."

"Oh John!" she sighed. "I thought you had a real one this time."

[GazzaGreen]

Originally Posted by shamus

My new girlfriend's car got a flat tyre as we were on our way to see my parents, so I called them up and said, "Sorry Mum, I'm going to be late, my girlfriend's got a puncture."

"Oh John!" she sighed. "I thought you had a real one this time."

That got a small smile

[GazzaGreen]

This fellow walked into a pharmacy and asked for a vial of cyanide.
The pharmacist, trying to keep a professional posture, asked what he wanted it for.

He answered, "I want to kill my wife."

"I'm sorry, Sir," the pharmacist replied, "but you will have to understand that under such circumstances I can't sell you any cyanide."

The guy reaches into his wallet and produces a photo of his wife.

The pharmacist takes a look at the photo, blushes and replies, "I’m sorry, Sir. I didn't realise you had a prescription."

[GazzaGreen]

Got another from the inter....

How do you know when you're using your sex doll too often?
It develops a runny nose...

[After Dark]