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Old 20-03-2021, 12:30 PM
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Default Pris : Lets have that little chat.

Hey guys how about you supply the dialogue?
No polotics just a bit of fun.














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Old 21-03-2021, 07:27 PM
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ok nobody can be arsed. fair enough. I can guess what a couple of members would say....
Shamus Wheres the elves?

Tommo....whens she gonna get her tits out?


Carlys guy Wheres Avril?

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Old 21-03-2021, 08:35 PM
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WELL MY YOUNG LADY, YOU SAY YOU HAVE BEEN LIVING WITH A SECRET FOR SOME TIME NOW?
AND NOW YOU WISH TO SHARE THIS SECRET WITH US?

YEAH, EUH ... THIS IS SO HARD TO SAY BUT ...EUH ... I AM A SILICONE SEX DOLL. AND MY BOYFRIEND REALLY LOVES ME VERY MUCH!!!!
HE EVEN TAKES PICTURES OF ME EVERY DAY. HE EVEN ASKS ME TO DRESS UP AND TAKE SOME POSES FOR HIM.




REALLY?




OH YES, MY FRIEND TAKES 100'S OF PICTURES.
I HAVE MANY ALBUMS AND SOOOOO MANY FRIENDS WHO LIKE ME A LOT.
SOME GUYS GO REALLY CRAZY WHEN THEY SEE MY BOOBIES.
OH, AND YOU SHOULD SEE WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT MY ... EUH .. BOTTOMS



MY HUSBAND DOESN'T EVEN WANT TO LOOK AT ME.
HE ALWAYS TURNS OFF THE LIGHT WHEN HE IS BANGING ME AND WHISPERS "OH KIRA", "OH SHARA" , "OH KIM", "OH ARIEL", ......
HE'S ALWAYS DREAMING ABOUT SOME WOMAN FROM THIS WEBSITE ... EUH... THE "DOLLFORUM" OR SO.

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OOOOH, THE .. EUH ... DOLLFORUM YOU SAY?
WELL .. EUH .. GOTTA GO NOW! THANKS FOR THE INTERVIEW! C-YA!
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Old 10-07-2021, 03:18 AM
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Oprah: So what's your name and where were you made?

Doll: Pris Abiss I'm from Realdoll, USA

Oprah: Oh my God!

Doll: What's that in your hand Oprah?

Oprah: That's just my shit stirrer honey ignore that.

Doll: Oh my God!

Oprah: Oh my God!

Doll: Hit me with your shit stick Oprah.

Oprah: Yeah, yeah take it babe. Yeah!

Doll: Oh my God it's fantastic I feel so mature, and grown up.

Oprah: That's the power of the shit stick babe it's full of shit, but everybody loves it!

Doll: Oh my God!
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Old 10-07-2021, 09:21 AM
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I misnamed your doll, sorry about that should have taken the time to find out. Apology.
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Old 10-07-2021, 09:44 AM
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This must have been during my CyberPunk Sabbatical as I have honestly never seen this before......or you'd have gotten this




O: So Pris you say Phil is hung like a horse, Literally like a horse, 24 inches of Prime Stallion schlong?
P: Oh yes, Black Beauty went away crying after they compared....




O: That must be quite an experience in bed




P: It has its moments, but oral sex can be rough.....




P: I often end up feeling a little "horse" .........







Sorry....

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Old 10-07-2021, 10:44 AM
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Brilliant! Made me smile.
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Old 10-07-2021, 12:16 PM
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O: So Pris, when did you first feel that Elves were taking over the house
P: It wasn't immediate. Fenn just seemed like a regular girl. Over the years I have seen plenty of them come and go but this one was different. I tried to accomodate her but she just took over everything. I thought that she was being a bitch to me becuase I'm Silicone but, when we were alone she said... Its because I'm American


O: Because you're American!


P: I was shocked. I've never encountered that sort of attitude before


O: So she was a racist because you were'nt English!

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P: Oh no, because I wasn't Elvish
O: That's just unbelievable.


P: But not as f*cking insensitive as you running the interview in Rivendell ya bitch.
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Old 10-07-2021, 01:08 PM
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