Act III 1/2 The Dark Grimoire

[Wulfie]

Juliet “Aggy, just what is that thing...........................”
Agnetha “It’s a ‘Familiar’, but I don’t understand, I think that it was here earlier this afternoon, outside, but somehow you on ignoring my instruction, have brought it through the Gate from the other side.”
Juliet “Can’t you just shoo it away, back through the Gate........................... mmmmmmm, Aggy it’s moving.....”





Agnetha “ Without a blood candle, noooooooo but........ did you put the gun back in the arsenal like I asked you to......”
Juliet “Please promise you won’t shout..........”
Agnetha “This time noooooooooo..........Where is it?”
Juliet “Behind the sofa, I was going to do it but a squirrel was in the garden and I was going to deal with it when it came back”
Agnetha “I don’t believe it, we’ll discuss the squirrel later, just very slowly and quietly reach for the gun............”








Agnetha “Fire.................. Fire.............Juliet pull the bloody trigger............ now...........”




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[Wulfie]

Juliet “ Aggy Darling, it’s not working...............I think it’s broken.........”
Agnetha “Juliet...........Cock it, cock it, cock the blasted thing............”



Noooooooooooooo, noo noo noo, I like girls honest, I don’t go that way......................



Ohhhhhhhhh, it’s you two clowns, you’ve done it this time, really you have. Just you wait, youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu are in so much doodoo.





Juliet “Whooooooo are you..........”




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[Wulfie]

“I am the Captain............”



My name is......................... Captain Orgasmo, I have arrived here on the good ship Vibro from the Planet Throb on a mission of mercy to all you gentle maidens. Under this suit I have my one piece see through ‘CLICK CLACK’



Agnetha “Cocked..............like you, you nasty little creep.......... now talk, what are you doing here, what’s the book doing here, where’s your Master and why’s Wulfies name in it, and whose name is hidden in it.”



“Does this mean a shags off the menu........... Look, just take me in, you’ll never have to buy batteries again..................... I...........”




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[Wulfie]

Agnetha “The name...........”
“You really don’t want to know...............trust me..........”
Agnetha “I’m going to count to 5 then you’re toast.........whose book is it”
“It is the Book of Astaroth, it was stolen over two millennia ago and the names are those of the chosen Keepers. She made the Grimoire her own and it selects the victims and then seeks them out, at the same time guiding her to where they are. Wulfie opened it and if that was not bad enough, you pair of dilbrains painted the target by opening the Gate. You switched it on, so to speak………”
Juliet “What, like a sat-nav”
Agnetha/Captain “SHUT UP”





Agnetha “And who is She.............”
“She who has many names down through time, after Lucrezia Borgia and Elizabeth Báthory de Ecsed she slipped into quieter roles slowly moving across Europe and to the North, following the Book. She cannot touch it now so like me is a prisoner of its whims."
Agnetha “ The North............”
Juliet “Glasgow......”
Agnetha/Captain “SHUT UP”
Agnetha “Go on, her name.........”
“You already know it....................Hecate………………………… bugger………………….I said it didn’t I ”











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[Wulfie]

“I think that I’m now toast……….. another dogs dinner if the hell hound shows”










“You have something I want, something that is going to be mine and you are in the way…………but not for much longer…………………..”



“And you will pay dearly for the betrayal……………….”
“Owwwwwwwwww ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh commandooooooooooooooo owwwwwwwwwwwwww…….”



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[Wulfie]

“Now for you two………………………………who dared to open my Book……………………”





Juliet “I cannot tell a lie…………………….I did………………”






Somehow Juliet managed to summon the strength to stand before her nemesis, with no place to run she accepted her fate..........






.to be continued

[Ursa_Major]

Is it me or do those eyes look strangely familiar.

Another exciting episode Wulfie. I hope Juliet doesn't pay the ultimate price for her moment of carelessness, she wasn't to know what dark forces would be unleashed.

While I was sorry to see Captain Orgasmo trampled underfoot, to be honest anyone who claims to come from the planet Throb deserves everything they get.

[cosycottage]

Yay!!!!!!

Is it Diana from V?

[dollman2]

Those are the eyes of dooooom.

Great girs and great bike

[Dongo]

That was great stuff - very scary though! Poor Willow had to hid behind the Chesterfield! (Yes, I did it was so scary!) Love hugs and kisses, Nicole