Winter drawers on

Helga the Guardian Elf was complaining about the cold. Well not so much complaining as threatening to cut me into pieces with her dagger and set her savage little pet wolf on all my cats if I did not do something about it.

Anyway, I found a lovely little furry top at a car boot sale on Sunday and bought some armwarmers and legwarmers from Poundland today.

Helga is happy for the moment but I know she is itching to do some damage with her gun or sword.





I've got a friend coming around tonight so he had better watch out what he says Last time he called her a Viking - which she is not - she is an elf but definitely not as in elf''n'safety.

Think she might need some ear warmers ....what do you think?

I dunno, mission, she's looking pretty viking-y to me now!

*makes mental note to wear chainmail if ever visiting mission mansions again*

Mission mate she looking sexy as hell a love the Vikings..........

Good work mate!! keep it up

It's the hat isn't it?

hell aye mate lol

At first I thought you meant she had her winter knickers on! But anyway I soon got your drift Mission. Helga the Guardian Elf looks ace, the top will definately keep her warmer in the coming months, a very good idea.

mission said:

It's the hat isn't it?

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Nah, it's more the angry growler between her legs

You slay me cosy
And here's me wondering how far I should go in explaining a double entendre to the Yanks.

BTW I like your new avatar - a vast improvement

She Looks Like Queen Boudica !

She looks really cool! Great photos Mission! Has she ever applied to be an actress, she would make a great Queen Boudica of the Britons, or should that be Elflings.
Love Jessy x